at least, I had the common decency not to blow your boyfriend at our sister's graduation. I waited till after.
by Fitzytime April 22, 2015
Get the common decency mug.This phrase describes the scenario of when you randomly smell something tasty cooking somewhere, and when you look around yourself to determine where the food is at you realise the only place for the smell to have come from was someones asshole.
Jenny and james ate curry for dinner and the next night are watching a movie.
James asks jenny if she has got the leftovers in the microwave because its smells as good as yesterday.
Jenny says no with a dirty grin and james realises he was fooled by the fart of deception.
James asks jenny if she has got the leftovers in the microwave because its smells as good as yesterday.
Jenny says no with a dirty grin and james realises he was fooled by the fart of deception.
by rapunzabel April 6, 2017
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"Auto manufacturers have begun to decontent passenger side lock cylinders, as power locks and RKE have made them redundant."
by Raptor9458 July 20, 2009
Get the Decontent mug.1. A lying, deceitful cunt of a female who goes behind the back of the person she says she loves and just fucks whichever guy and/or retarded girl is handy.
2. A leeching succubus of a whore who will take everything you have and smile in your face while she blows someone behind you back.
3. Worthless person whom has let down and disappointed everyone who has ever cared about her and deserves whatever karma does to such a horrible person who is as ugly inside as she is beautiful outside (b4 she got chunky and cottage cheesy anyway).
4. *beware false indications of good sex, unless one likes to stab a chubby dead fish from behind.
2. A leeching succubus of a whore who will take everything you have and smile in your face while she blows someone behind you back.
3. Worthless person whom has let down and disappointed everyone who has ever cared about her and deserves whatever karma does to such a horrible person who is as ugly inside as she is beautiful outside (b4 she got chunky and cottage cheesy anyway).
4. *beware false indications of good sex, unless one likes to stab a chubby dead fish from behind.
by Hot Soup 420 December 18, 2010
Get the Deceitful Cuntbag mug.The decepticons were military hardware built by the quintessons. Being programmed for war they typically fight to secure the land and wipe out the enemy. Sold to the highest bidder alien races bought them and used them as soldiers to win wars. They were also used by the quintessons as soldiers to watch over cybertron and protect the quintesson rulers. Alongside the quintesson guardian robots. The counter part to the decepticons were the peaceful autobots who were built to be workers. The autobots were consumer goods products for the quintessons. When transforners started gaining sentience, and started developing emotions, they started realizing they were slaves. An autobot named A3 who would later be known as Aloha Trion rose up as an autobot resistance leader. The Autobots and Decepticons united and overthrew their quintesson slave masters who had become abusive, petty and indifferent to the emotional needs of their slaves. The autobots established a democratic society. Unfourtunately being built and programmed for war this did not suit the Decepticons. Under the autobot rule they would become workers or just non violent peacekeepers. This contradicted the decepticons programmed instincts and their culture. In time the Decepticobs came to view the autobots as oppressors. If A3 could turn the Autobot slave brand into a symbol of freedom. The Decepticons would turn the decepticon badge into a symbol that represents that they are the rulers and will never be slaves again.
Those decepticons try to wipe us out and oppress us. But yet they think that living peacefully amongst us is a form of slavery or oppression. A decepticon only understands kill and take.
by Carjackercracker June 27, 2014
Get the Decepticon mug.Extra Sensory Deception - or ESD - is the sensation of your cell phone vibrating in your pocket or holster, even though it's not there.
I just had some Extra Sensory Deception. I reached into my pocket to answer my phone but it wasnt there. It was sitting on the desk across the room! Damn ESD!
by SkaWtT July 19, 2014
Get the Extra Sensory Deception mug.A God, or Godlike/absolute being. Someone superior to you; an immortal force that cannot be perceived and/or compared to the trivial entity you are. Decestation cannot be explained or analyzed by any humanistic intellect.
Decestation is indefectible.
Decestation is indefectible.
by Decestation December 13, 2008
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