joogle the cross eyed dangler

A guy who is:
a. Smart like google
b. Good at judo
c. Too young for his own good
d. Annoying as hell
e. Cross eyed from staring at screens

J: Hello Joogle the cross eyed dangler
N: Whyyyyyy

by aa1345 June 26, 2023

Rim Dangler

another form of saying baller, or calling yourself or someone a baller.

Example 1- "Dammmn that nigga looks like a rim dangla to me wearing that big ass chain, driving that E- class!"

Example 2- "Gotta get that college outta the way dude, so I can be a rim dangler for suuuuuure."

by J.es.L December 23, 2007

midges dangler

Very very close to being spec size

That will do it's only a midges dangler away

by Rbmechanicals January 9, 2025

Dangler Wrangler

A person who loves to grab penis

Hey what happened toyou last night?
Oh I ran into a dangler wrangler. I barely slept

by Jfredrick November 13, 2016

NiggerBallSweat Crigger Balldrag Rock Hill NiggaBitch Louisiana Crab Dangler

Somebody who is very full of shit and is a complete total beta

Man 1: “Hey man, who’s that person over there?”
Man 2: “Oh, him? That’s just a NiggerBallSweat Crigger Balldrag Rock Hill NiggaBitch Louisiana Crab Dangler.”

by Bigboylover87 May 5, 2024

Dangler

1. something that marc, chad, matt(soon to be), george, jashadd, and deni scream in class.
2. a hockey term

1. Marc: "DANGLER"
Noobish teacher: "wh0 $@id th@t nbboish stuffles, lololol!"
Deni: "DANGLER"
Chad: "DANGLER"
and so on and so forth, until one of us get caught
2. *playing NHL on ps3* "AWW SHIT! I lost in the god forsaken shootout because my goalie was a DANGLER (drifted off the side of the post of the goal to add "coverage""!!!

by Tinbeast. Otherwise CW........ March 11, 2009

Nebraskan Dangler

The action in which one whips out their mega long dong shmeater and wraps it around another’s neck and proceeds to hang them for their erect meat

Where is Sheryl

Oh I heard Tom gave her a Nebraskan Dangler

by Goofiestofgoobers69 April 18, 2022