The cycle philosophy

The cycle philosophy is in simple terms a cycle, a cycle of what you ask? Well let me explain the cycle is how the world works everyone and everything follows the cycle and if the cycle stopped it would cause the extinction of all life it's self you as a person are in the cycle as we speak. The cycle originated from a 13 year-old boy his name was Youssef and in a small town in suburban new Jersey thare was the little boy having a mental break down in the school stairwell because of a bully. that kid on that day invented this philosophy he told it to everyone his teachers his parents even his freinds but no one would listen.

The cycle philosophy was invented in the year 2020

by Alec von youssef May 19, 2020

Shit for the Cycle

When you have to play a road game(poop in a public restroom) and 4 these next 4 things all go right to make it comfortable experience.

1. Cold, clean toilet seat(cold so you know no one has sat on it for a while)
2. You have a nice,easy, clean dump(a minute or less)
3. Single wipe(although you go back for a second just to be sure)
4. No one notices you just took a dump at a gas station, no one knocks on the door or enters to pee or shit next to you in a multi stall bathroom

2 guys at a McDonald's.
Guy 1, Dude, I gotta take a shit, be back
Guy 2, damn dude, unplanned road game? Good luck.
Guy 1 is back 90 seconds layer
Guy 2. Damn dude you change your mind or w a s the bathroom closed,nasty?
Guy1, Nah brother, I Shit for the Cycle!
Guy 2, NIIIICCCE

by Luggage74 July 8, 2022

The Hinkle Cycle

The act of paying for the services of a high-priced escort in furtherance of establishing a chauvinist, gigachad caliber social media presence to get money from ad revenue so that you may continue to pay for your high-priced escort. Ergo, the cycle continues ad infinitum (until your subscribers get wise to your scheme, which doesn't happen).

Jackson Hinkle pioneered The Hinkle Cycle as a surefire way to get laid and get clicks on Twitter after sustaining a hand injury from constantly punching the clown.

by Quicksave September 4, 2023

Power cycle

To unplug a power adapter for an electronic device .

Would you power cycle your wireless router?

by Thefootball December 15, 2017

cycle therapist

One who fixes your bicycle, your body after cycling or your mind after cycling

My spokes drove my wheel out of alignment and I went to Boston Urban Adventours, my cycle therapist.

by JTTuck July 22, 2012

Electoral Cycle

(n) The vortex created when flushing a toilet. Rumored to flow in reverse in the democratic countries of the southern hemisphere.

As the republicans shoved corn dogs in their mouths in a frantic bid to please the citizens of Iowa, I wiped and sent them into an electoral cycle, and washed my hands.

by Zampanino August 21, 2011

gnar-cycle

a skateboard that is used as an instament to shred or be gnarly

"yo grandma i'm gunna go for a cruiz on my gnar-cycle"
"well alright sunny but be home for supper"

by Mr. Ween January 27, 2008