Cupid's Cupcake

A sexual practice wherein the vagina-bearing partner spreads themselves while laying back and frosts their nether-region with buttercream frosting and red or pink sprinkles. In a pinch, store bought is fine.

Friend 1: "Dude it was the Valentine's day of dreams! She even let me lap up a Cupid's Cupcake! Way better than the bakery haha"

Friend 2: "Slathered her beat box with frosting and sprinkles? Dude ya'll have problems. Kinky problems but problems nonetheless.

by Ronsworth January 28, 2021

EDP445's Cupcake

the stipulation that no matter where you go on the internet, there will always be a pedophile

Children always need to fear EDP445's Cupcake.

by sumofevil December 7, 2022

cupcakeing

Dude/Female that shows afiction in public and kiss and hug all the time.

Look at that nigga cupcaking all the time

by Jamel January 20, 2004

Cumcaine

It's when excess jizz is snorted like Cocaine powder.

Tom: Yo, Linda is Down With the Cumcaine Yo!
Harry: My my.

by Rick "The Rat" Masters. October 3, 2011

cupcake booty

its nice an round and looks good enough to eat

damn look at her cupcake booty!!

by random body May 19, 2016

Ride Cupcake

Refers to when riding two-up on a motorcycle. Primarily used by female bikers.

See also Ride Bitch

"My bike is still in the shop, I can't go on the ride today"

"Perhaps you can ride cupcake with someone?"

by ZorbaTheSwampMonster April 5, 2008

Extreme cupcake soccer

A game in which a cupcake is placed on a table with goals on each side. Then, you must take out your penis and begin trying to hit the cupcake into the opponents goal with your penis. Every goal you give up, you must take a shot of a hard liquor. If you lose (the winning score may vary) then the loser must eat the cupcake that was used in the game, after it is covered in the victor's semen. For girls who want to play, they may wear strap-on's.

The origin of this game is when two guys decided to make a challenge involving the most extreme of games, varying from extreme cartwheel game, to extreme gay chicken. One guy came up with this, and won the game when the loser of the competition, as well as the game mentioned above, refused to eat the inseminated cupcake.

Guy 1: Wanna play some Extreme cupcake soccer?

Guy 2: No, I always lose, and I hate the taste of semen!

by tehcowninja October 1, 2010