Cobblepot

When you twist your index finger and your middle finger then twist your pinky and ring finger together "looking like oswald cobblepot the penguin from batman" and slide it in a chick.

That girl was amazed first i gave her the shocker, laid it to her with the spocker, drove her crazy with the showstopper then laid her to rest with the almighty cobblepotter!!!

by Jason maxx July 10, 2011

ass cobbler

One who cobbles the ass. A repairman specializing in shoddy work on the ass of others, generally a poor Halo player.

That ass cobbler was camping behind the same rock again.

He was such an ass cobbler that he broke my hot rod!

by Yoshida May 3, 2004

chubble

a combination of the word chub"slang for erection" and trouble"problematic".

Meaning erectile or penile difficulties.

This may have devastating effects upon ones manliness and or character.

Causes:
Medical conditions - chronic masturbation with floatation devices or lawn ornimants
Hereditary - history of stubby dick syndrome SDS
Environment - apathetic robust shemale intervention

Mary: How is you and Bob coming along Berel?
Berel: ..(sighs).. oh hes having chubble lately

Clive: Corneilous how has your wilkins been this morn
Corneilous: Ive seemed to have been stricken with chubble
Clive: gasps

by Gish and Mimp June 25, 2007

cherry cobbler

The act of performing oral sex on a woman that is on the rag and has a yeast infection.

I was drunk as hell last night and took this nasty chick home with me, went down on her, and ended up getting a cherry cobbler. That was the nastiest pussy ever!

by DRP400 February 12, 2008

Chubbless

The inability to get an erection usually a temporary condition due to fatigue or too much alcohol. Not to be confused with Erectile disfunction disorder.

I had so much to drink last night that I was "chubbless"!

by bransey99 February 25, 2009

cobbler's awls

Cockney Rhyming slang meaning "balls" (as in testicles)

Ow me bloody cobbler's awls

by Lord Skywalker May 10, 2014

Cobbler

British slang for those small/medium sized poo balls that you get when you are extremely constipated. They often look like rabbit droppings especially when they come out the anus hole with reduce in size.

Bill: bloody hell! Last night I was squeezing and groaning in agony. All I could push out was cobblers all night. So constipated that I was crying.
Mike and glyn: oh no that sounds awful I remember when we would always do those in the shower! They looked like rabbit droppings!

by Heymamas:) April 20, 2021