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Dream Crusher

When someone limits your aspirations and dampens your souls
Robyn reasonably believed she’d found her forever home, but Tom sat her down and explained why it was never going to happen. He stamped on her ambition, he is a dream crusher.
by SquareTruth August 16, 2024
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Dream Crusher

Someone who stamps on your ambition, shuts you down and demoralises you. Does not let you dream.
Robyn reasonably thought she has found her forever home, however Tom sat her down and explained why it would never happen. He destroyed her soul, he is a dream crusher.
by SquareTruth August 16, 2024
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Loaf Crusher

I HATE NITWITS! THEY'RE ALL STUPID LOAF CRUSHERS
by JJFROMCLAREMONT August 30, 2025
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full on crusher

Something that is simply the bombass shit.
I was out late last night talking to this prostitute and she gave me a full on crusher.
by RRRR July 23, 2007
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closet candy crusher

One who secretly smokes methamphetamine out of hookers buttholes using a special ass bong device. It is like a normal bong except that the bottom is open, allowing the water chamber to be the rectum of said hooker.
Bro: "Yo man I heard Randy is a closet candy crusher. Dude smokes ice out of skank booty."

Bro2: "Damn, I knew I shouldn't have let him borrow my assbong. Oh well YOLO!"

Bro: "Nasty mang, you probably got mouth herpes now."
by the mysterious j September 7, 2013
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Monkey Miami Ball Crusher

When you punch someone in the balls at mach 20 and devastate any dreams they have along side their bills at the hospital.
Most effective in cemeteries.
Holy SHIT!!! That guy got MONKEY MIAMI BALL CRUSHERED!!!
Did you hear about John? He got Monkey Miami Ball Crushed at the party, he's never gonna recover from that...
by The Miami Monkey January 17, 2022
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