*You have the sudden urge for DRAMA! ROMANCE! BLOODSHED!

*Oh and legs

*It smells of METTATON
Metal Crusher Intensifies.
by A random little bean March 2, 2021
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Swinging into a seat on a bus and hitting the person seated in the seat with your legs.
"YO NIGGA IM FINNA CLEVELAND CRUSHER DIS BICH UP NIGGA!"
by Tyler da fucka November 3, 2017
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Homophonic slang. The tortilla is another word for loose ass.
He is usually chill but once he has a few drinks he will hit the club and become a real tortilla crusher.
by Pjlockitup February 18, 2022
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When you punch someone in the balls at mach 20 and devastate any dreams they have along side their bills at the hospital.
Most effective in cemeteries.
Holy SHIT!!! That guy got MONKEY MIAMI BALL CRUSHERED!!!
Did you hear about John? He got Monkey Miami Ball Crushed at the party, he's never gonna recover from that...
by The Miami Monkey January 18, 2022
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A Pacific Islander with big feet, large shoe size over 13. Genetically inclined to be very athletic in sports and stomping.
Damn, you got some big ass feet! Don't step on me with yo big ass coconut crushers.
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A nickname for infantry men during the Korean War.
We lost a dozen good beetle crushers in a daring attempt to take "Old Baldy" yesterday.
by Kakeman January 16, 2018
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a “gentleman of an alternate lifestyle” (“rose” referring to one’s “rosebud” aka; anus)…
Although Reginald denied his orientation originally, he eventually had to give in to the fact he is a rose crusher
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