He is usually chill but once he has a few drinks he will hit the club and become a real tortilla crusher.
by Pjlockitup February 17, 2022
Get the Tortilla crushermug. When you fuck a girl so fucking hard that the condom breaks and you tell your friends 9 months later that was how your first kid was born
by alexanderhamilton October 27, 2017
Get the condom crushermug. the act of crushing (putting all your weight on) a woman's vagina during sexual intercourse (usually applicable to an obese male)
"So, Sheila...How was it last night?"
"It was so horrible, he was a total Muffin Crusher!!"
"Damn Girl! How's your Muffin' feel right now?"
"Totally Muffin Crushed"
"It was so horrible, he was a total Muffin Crusher!!"
"Damn Girl! How's your Muffin' feel right now?"
"Totally Muffin Crushed"
by Poppadomman December 15, 2013
Get the muffin crushermug. A Pacific Islander with big feet, large shoe size over 13. Genetically inclined to be very athletic in sports and stomping.
by 718livingin808 September 29, 2021
Get the Coconut Crushersmug. A plus sized woman that's taken a job in a construction, oilfield, or industrial setting. Whose job is primarily a safety watch, fire watch, or hole watch. Typically doesn't move from her position much, thus utilizing a 5 gallon bucket to sit on.
by 52crush October 28, 2023
Get the Bucket crushermug. by Alan15 December 10, 2018
Get the Cummins crushermug. The Thigh Crusher is when a woman is on her back and a guy spreads her legs and puts his hands-on her inner thighs and puts all his weight on his hands. He then sticks his dick in the woman.
Raccoon's it friend wanted to try the Thigh Crusher.
It friend: (In deep girly voice) Hey raccoon wanna try the thigh crusher?
Vicente: What that?
It friend: (In deep girly voice) I'll show you boy.
It friend: (In deep girly voice) Hey raccoon wanna try the thigh crusher?
Vicente: What that?
It friend: (In deep girly voice) I'll show you boy.
by Bigeboy June 24, 2022
Get the Thigh Crushermug.