tom cruise

a. welcome to mindhead
b. can be seen on tv jumping on top of couches
c. believes psychiatry is phoney
d. rose to stardom after sock sliding in his underwear

didn't know he was in that vampire movie until two years later.

by animal_muppet September 1, 2005

cruiser and tug

The very common phenominon amongst posh, proffesional white women.
It's a really stunning woman who is always accompanied by her horrible, fat, ugly little friend.

by Kilo Lobo June 14, 2003

The Cruise Ship

Motor boat on a fat man or female with saggy breasts with wide cleavage.

I bet all the ladies love to give Bill Parcells and Charlie Weis The Cruise Ship.

by Kyle Turley October 14, 2006

burn cruise

a usually destination-less drive with the sole purpose of partaking herb. Often times a result of having no other safe place to burn. Characterized by driving under the speed limit, becoming (un)intentionally lost, and around 2-4 very high looking individuals.

aaaww man, i got some dank i wanna burn but my parents are home!

fuck it, lets take the caddy for a burn cruise!

by 420247420420420 February 25, 2010

Cruiser

a type of motorcycle. Harley Davidsons are the iconic figurehead of the cruiser world. Most cruisers dont have plastic fairings. They are similar to a bobber in that the engine is visible from the outside and is used as a decoration. Ussually cruisers are ridden by older folks as younger riders prefer the raw speed of a sportbike. Normally cruisers are more comfortable to ride than sportbikes, especially for passengers

P1 "man that cruiser over there is sweet"

P2 "what the ducati?"

P1 "no man the harley! ducati's are for speed freaks not riders"

by koalla99 August 5, 2010

burn cruise

cruising the streets and smokin some green

Anyone up for a burn cruise?

by Kayyyla January 6, 2007

bone cruise

where two or more people get in a car, drive around, and smoke marijuana.

"I just bought a fat quarter. Let's go for a bone cruise!"

by _thefiend March 17, 2008