ice cream hair

a hairstyle, favored by african american women, in which hair is swirled and varnished in a way that it resembles the swirl of a dairy-queen ice cream cone

That Tashiqua has got some serious ice cream hair.

by MSG November 9, 2006

cream your jeans

To ejaculate in your pants.

Little Jimmy "creamed his jeans" when the cheerleading squad did their splits.

by Steve July 22, 2003

cleeman

A slang word that means any derogative remark toward another (such as douche, asswipe, etc.).

Taken from the popular TV show Family Guy, episode 20, season 4.

Dude, that guy is such a cleeman, he thinks he's better than everyone else.

by Wehttam.Bassist February 26, 2008

Cream Pie Child

A person who's mother was impregnated during a pornographic film.

Little Bradley got online to wank one day, and then discovered who his father was. He knew then, he was a cream pie child.

by SUSUGAM October 23, 2005

cream and the clear

The physical contents of steroids. The cream is applied to the body and the clear refers to the liquid injected into the backside.

Jose Canseco used the cream and the clear

by D-For May 13, 2005

ceremonial code

Computer programming code (typically APIs in a framework) where the use requires many specific things to be done before and/or after it in order for it to function but had it been in a more elegant way, could have been eliminated entirely. Many times the designers of these frameworks feel that what they're doing is so big, complex and important that requiring the consumers to perform the ceremony is completely justifiable. If they make it easy for you, they don't think you'll appreciate their genius. It can many times be assumed that the author would add that you kneel before him/her before you get the privilege of using their API if that were practice didn't completely expose their douchbaggery. They tend to get off on their (over-engineered) "cleverness" (codesturbation) and want others to regard them as code masters as well.

Microsoft's .NET framework requires a lot of ceremonial code to accomplish some truly mundane tasks... whereas Ruby On Rails thinks all that ceremony is simply a waste of developer time.

by nukespike September 16, 2010

The cream corn surprise

The act of puking in somebody's butthole and furiously ejaculating on the vomit forming a chunky creamy mixture .

"She was down for some anal so I gave her a cream corn surprise."
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by Shitcakedasshairs July 4, 2016