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crap napkin

Basically...a crap napkin would be a napkin that you use to wipe the crap from your sphincter, which of course you would only do if you ran out of toilet paper. Therefore, a person (being a crap napkin) would be a tool, and not even a very good tool at that. A tool that you would only use if all other tools were used up. Like a wrench made out of twigs and rabbit shit.
Bob (to Herman the tool) - Shut up you little crap napkin...

Henry (to Herman the tool) - Yeah, why don't you go tickle your butthole somewhere else you giggling whore.

Herman the tool - (No comeback because he's just a shitty old crap napkin)
by David Breeden May 30, 2006
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Crap-Fucker

When you are so aggravated that you cannot generate a proper swear word/phrase to express your deep annoyance and simply yell a random combination of curse words that do not have any cohesive meaning when said in conjunction.
"SABRINAAAA!! WTF stop moving my things, I'm going to smack you in the face you CRAP-FUCKERRR!!!!!"
by lkvjeiwegmpweg! December 19, 2008
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crap nap

When you are tired and/or hung over at work so you go into a stall in the john and take a snooze while sitting on the can.
Where's Charlie?

He was out all night so I think he's in the handicapped stall having a crap nap.
by kb69 January 8, 2004
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crap in a hat

A less extreme version of the exclamation, "shit on a shingle" used by the writers of Twisted Toyfare Theatre.
Person 1: I had sex with your mom.
Person 2: Well crap in a hat.
by Turd Furgusen November 7, 2005
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crap napper

Why is it everytime I walk in the john, the crap napper is snoring in the handicap stall, yo?
by amadding September 26, 2008
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crap'nshit

an accumulation of unwanted items, feelings, attitudes, etc.
"What is all this crap'nshit on the floor?"

"Leave your crap'nshit attitude at the door"
by Husband of the destroyer December 18, 2008
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Crap Coaster

The only way to ride the coaster is to get covered in crap head to toe.
Oh wait, you're already on the crap coaster;
Shit.
by MrMeek September 15, 2009
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