Basically...a crap napkin would be a napkin that you use to wipe the crap from your sphincter, which of course you would only do if you ran out of toilet paper. Therefore, a person (being a crap napkin) would be a tool, and not even a very good tool at that. A tool that you would only use if all other tools were used up. Like a wrench made out of twigs and rabbit shit.
Bob (to Herman the tool) - Shut up you little crap napkin...
Henry (to Herman the tool) - Yeah, why don't you go tickle your butthole somewhere else you giggling whore.
Herman the tool - (No comeback because he's just a shitty old crap napkin)
Henry (to Herman the tool) - Yeah, why don't you go tickle your butthole somewhere else you giggling whore.
Herman the tool - (No comeback because he's just a shitty old crap napkin)
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When you are tired and/or hung over at work so you go into a stall in the john and take a snooze while sitting on the can.
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Oh wait, you're already on the crap coaster;
Shit.
Oh wait, you're already on the crap coaster;
Shit.
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