craig 

An overall solid name, short and sweet. Sounds good when you say it too, normally your local builder or bartender will be called Craig. Craig is a lad.

‘Has anyone seen Craig’
‘Yeah mate, down at the pub having a couple pints as per’
‘Classic CRAIG’

craig by therealcraig March 10, 2020

Craig 

Craig is a person who tend to be making sensitive jokes but always make it clear its a joke and he is a big weeb and cant play db legends.

Craig is short.

Craig by Pan dblgndz June 13, 2020

Craig 

Craig is an entity/entities that transcends the limits of human perception; Like the concept of “God”. Craig will sit atop its golden throne on the sun and pass judgment on those who defy its set “Laws of physics”. Craig will on occasion choose a mortal vessel to observe and/or interfere with our world and has caused many monotheistic religions to flourish throughout history.

To defy Craig is to deny nature.

I swear to Craig if you do not stop...

Craig by Craig_is_God June 21, 2020

Craig 

Any adjective to insult someone.

Originated from CritzCraig on Overwatch.

What a craig

Craig by Gillton June 22, 2020

Craig 

Someone you can make disappear without a lot of thought or effort if you got the money.

Girl- Oh, I thought that guy was a Craig when I said that hilarious thing about the hitman. I didnt know what I was saying. I would have never said that if I knew what I was saying.
Guy- Not everybody thought it was hilarious.

Craig by Solid Mantis August 1, 2020

Craig 

A male Karen...of sorts. An early Middle Aged suburbanite male typically recognised by their sub 5'8 barrel chested build, sporting a ridiculous moustache. Typically fastidious about their lawn and edges, the Craig is prone to wild outbursts if a dog shits within 500m of their property. Craigs love to ride the most expensive bicycles whilst wearing colour co-ordinated lycra and telling other Craigs about their latest goto single source coffee beans recovered from the shit of South American indigenous peoples. They are also very keen to share the glory of the try they scored in under 8's rugby.

Craig is a cunt...wait no, All Craigs are cunts....Don't be a Craig!

Craig by jacqueslacouth September 11, 2020

Craig 

A white kid that has the resemblance of the danibals monkey. He does not appear athletic but he is very skilled at basketball and is very likely to be the next MJ. He is not very good at video games unless he wakes up feeling dangerous. His friend group usually consists of a token minority, a racist kid, a fortnite kid, a Christian boy, a kid who likes a certain girl who they don’t stop talking about, and a fucking moron who probably fucks his sister.

Aidan is such a fucking Craig.

Craig by Shizz whizz December 14, 2020