Chocolate Covered Cunt Cake

The act of deficating on a women's genitalia and then consuming said feces

Man her chocolate covered cunt cake really gets me hard

by Paparoachbro April 17, 2021

chocolate covered pretzel

When a man is finished having anal sex with his partner, and the partner then proceeds to perform fellatio, thus having themself a nice chocolate treat.

Afterwards, the partner may even enjoy a salty snack to go with it.

Monica, did you enjoy the chocolate covered pretzel?

by DwarZZ October 5, 2005

Converted rice

Sticky rice (gaysian lovin' gaysian) who has switched to potato lovin'.

Yang: Hey isn't that Bong over there grinding with a white guy? I thought he was sticky rice.
Yin: Naw man. Ever since he went to learn English in Idaho he's totally converted rice.
Yang: Ai yah!

by Toodles McGuy November 8, 2008

Moss-Covered Three-Handled Family Credenza

Slang term for hepatitis. The number of handles indicates the placement of the letter in the alphabet, one-handled for hep A, two-handled for hep B and three-handled for hep C. Term can be traced back to 1910s Detroit. Gained popularity within the Roaring Twenties jazz scene, then again among GI's in the second world war. A third surge in popularity during the sex-positive Vietnam years lead to it's controversial usage in Depatie-Freleng's 1972 adaptation of Dr Seuss's literary classic, The Cat in The Hat. A similar, more blunt reference to hepatitis made it's appearance in the Mike Meyers film based on the story 30 years later, likely channeling the animated adaptation.

When the Cat in the Hat was referring to his Moss-Covered Three-Handled Family Credenza, he was indeed talking about hepititis C.

by Meatpatty8675309 March 14, 2019

Chocolate Covered Chicken

This is a substance that really fat people order at fast food restaurants or places that serve meals and is exactly what it sounds like. Chicken dipped in chocolate. The individuals that consume Chocolate Covered Chicken or "CCC" for short, are usually obese.

"Hey Sheri, halt the fucking wagon, and get that Chocolate Covered Chicken (CCC) out your mouth"

by bringerofbadnews October 26, 2008

Chocolate Covered Banana

A sexual act, occurring when a man defecates into the woman's mouth and then the woman gives the man fellatio before swallowing the feces.

"I couldn't believe it, but actually it was her who insisted on giving me a Chocolate Covered Banana."

by BondageTMA November 13, 2009

covered patio

The abundance of fat which covers obese people's genitalia by either protruding a great distance from their body, or by hanging over their private areas.

"That man's covered patio is completely enveloping his dick"

by $$$~~~mizz_preshus~~~$$$ May 17, 2010