corporate humor

1) Hopelessly unfunny jokes, anecdotes, or one-liners, often told by executives, in a corporate environment that earn laughs from brown-nosers.
2) Hopelessly unfunny jokes, anecdotes, or one-liners referencing corporate ads or slogans.

"Working hard or hardly working?"

"Hey guys, did you see that commercial with that duck?" (Imitates duck) "Hahaha, isn't that hilarious?"

"Hey Jim, how was the office party?"
"God awful! Nothing but corporate humor for 3 hours straight!"

by Bill5234 December 9, 2008

Corporate Constipation

The general inability to produce any final outcomes or progress within a corporate environment. Due primarily to ineptitude in management and policies that prevent the full release of employee performance and potential.

I need a new job. It's the same old corporate constipation. I'm getting no where here.

by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015

something corporate

A really good band. They have some amazing stuff, and their song Konstantine can make anyone with a soul shed a tear. Thank you for piano rock, guys. For another piano rocker, see Ben Folds. For a more "emo" band, see Dashboard Confessional.

Everyone needs to listen to the song Konstantine by SoCo. Andrew makes my cry, it's so brilliant

by dcfan May 24, 2004

corporate hippie

A corporate hippie is a person who embraces the "hippie" attitude (peace, love, understanding, diversity, non-violence, the greater good, environmental awareness, etc.) but is fully integrated into the corporate world. Corporate hippies seek to prove that social awareness and the private sector can coexist.

After having said she'd never work for the private sector, she became a Corporate hippie

by Andrei Dersen May 5, 2008

something corporate

The best band on the face of this earth. Their music combines the most beautiful piano, guitar, drums, and bass melodies along with emotional, heart touching lyrics sung by Andrew, who has one of the most wonderful voices ever. Through their music, they express pain, love, and the hardships of life.

“this is to dying in another’s arms, and why I had to try it..” - Something Corporate

by Konstantine February 11, 2004

Corporate Blue Balls

What one gets after hours and hours of meetings discussing a decision and the decision is never made.

This is the 4th meeting we've had this week to discuss whether or not we should we should order more paper for the copier. Someone needs to make a decision - I've got Corporate Blue Balls!

by BB63 December 7, 2012

Corporate Cannibal

A company that is predatory by nature. An entity who exploits the workers for large profits and cheats the consumer around every corner, all the while putting massive amounts of money into sales and marketing to create a recognizable brand.

Also a large company who obliterates smaller businesses who cannot compete with the mass marketing. Also written in a song by Grace Jones.

Walmart is notorious for putting the Mom and Pop shops out of business because they cannot compete with the high volume revenues. I would say Walmart is a Corporate cannibal, eating up smaller neighborhood businesses.

by Elizabeth Schell January 16, 2009