Cooter cough 

A vagina fart

Mary was doing yoga positions, then bent over and a cooter cough came out.

Cooter cough by Mitchwillwin January 7, 2012

Cooter Broth 

The fluid that secretes from female genitalia when sexual climax is achieved.

Eventhough I was coming down with a sore throat and cold, my girl STILL wanted me to eat her out. She said " Some nice hot COOTER BROTH would make me all better ".

Cooter Broth by Mr. KSZ March 20, 2011

cooter recruiter

wing man.

joe loforese is a hell of a cooter recruiter! golly gee wizzzz.

cooter recruiter by good azz chicken May 9, 2011

Cooter Intruder 

A man or woman that breaks into a womans vagina.

"I bet my wife is a secret cooter intruder."

"That guy with the mustache is a cooter intruder. Go smell his big toe."

Cooter Intruder by Cooterintruder September 18, 2012

Cooter Cheeks

When a woman's vagina lips resembles that of butt cheeks.

Her cooters so puffy, she doesn't have cooter lips , she has cooter cheeks.

Cooter Cheeks by @MurderMyPP October 25, 2016

cooter beard

A cooter beard is a mustache/goatee combo that connects and resembles a 1970s vagina, crudely referred to as a cooter.

In an disturbing grooming trend, more and more men are sporting the cooter beard.

cooter beard by Navinger March 6, 2020

Cooter Schlag 

A mysterious fluid that looks disgusting, and smells like straight trash. Flowing out of a women's vagina.

Ed: How was Becky last night?
John: It was a mistake, she had cooter schlag.

Ed: That's disgusting.

Cooter Schlag by Dogisgead June 30, 2020