Canuck

A person from Canada. Can be used as a derogatory term for a Canadian, but can also refer to the Vancouver hockey team.

"Why don't you canucks go back where you came from" -Mr. Garrison
I can't wait to see the the Vancouver Canucks play the Dallas Stars!

by steakismeat December 2, 2017

canuckle

A daily Wordle-based guessing game that challenges the player to guess a five-letter word that in some way relates to Canada. The mystery word could be anything from a word, place, or simple Canadianism – if it's tied to Canada, it goes! It's as Canadian as it gets, eh?

Have you played Canuckle today? It was such a tricky one! I was a lucky hoser.

by DysonBigBaller June 21, 2022

Canuck-le Sandwich

A wheat-bread sandwich containing a ginormous dildo with a piece of lettuce on top to be served orally to a certain douchebag that manages a certain sports bar in Fox Valley, IL that has you move tables 3 times because his incompetent employee fucked up your reservation.

I'm gonna give that a-hole a CANUCK-LE SANDWICH!!! >=T

by Fyllie McBlackhawk May 18, 2011

Crazy Canucks Clan

Started in september 2005, the Crazy Canucks are a canadian based America's army clan. They now have over 50+ active members from Canada, United-States, UK, and Europe. They're known to say "hooeh" instead of "hooah".

AAOW member #1: z0mg, we just got owned by that clan, wtf is their name?
AAOW member #2: the Crazy Canucks Clan

CC member: HOOEH!

by BloodyFrickingBullet December 13, 2008

confuckled

where you are fukcing confused that a person needs to explain better

i'm soooo confuckled

by amy July 26, 2003

Confuckeled

Con fucking fused. Being in the state of not in your mind.

I'm so confuckeled right now!

by Jesse O'Hagan May 7, 2008

Vancouver Canucks

A shitty/pussy hockey team based in Vancouver with the most dumbass fans who get excited af after winning one series after 9 years. Also, got their ass kicked by the Big Bad Boston Bruins in the 2011 Finals after taking cheapshots at Bergeron (one of the most respected players in the NHL) and then complaining like bitches when the Bruins kicked their ass later in the series. Vancouver fans are very obnoxious and almost as delusional as Leafs fans if that is even possible. For example, after getting outscored 23-8 against Boston in 2011 and being blown out 4 times during the series (only went to game 7 cuz they won 3 games by 1 goal every time and Luongo saved their ass) , they somehow still manage to try and justify how they should have won the series. Not only this, but their dumbass fans burned down their city after getting smoked 4-0 in Game 7 of the final.

Fred: Hey how come the Bruins are kicking the Vancouver Canucks' ass so badly, both on the score board and physically.

Mark: Oh, that's just because the Vancouver Canucks thought they were gonna intimidate the Bruins in Games 1 and 2 by attacking Bergeron and taking pussy cheapshots including giving Nathan Horton a concussion. That's why the Bruins are kicking their ass now.

Fred: Ohhh now that makes sense.

Mark: Yea don't worry about Canucks fans. They'll find a way to paint the Bruins as the bad guy without giving their pussy team any responsibility for taking cheapshots.

by DementiaBiden2020202020202020 September 9, 2020