The Console Wars

The Console Wars are a dumpster fire that will never stop provided that people continue to misunderstand the entire fucking point of gaming and keep insulting people for having their own goddamn taste. Synonymous with "Depressed Nerds who Use False Superiority To Make Themselves Feel Better"

XBOX IS THE BEST! YOU CAN'T CALL YOURSELF A GAMER IF YOU PLAY ON PLAYSTATION OR NINTENDO HEHEHE!
PLAYSTATION RULES!!!1!! YOU HAVE TO PLAY ON IT TO BE REAL GAMER HAHA!
NINTENDO IS THE ORIGINAL! THEY MAKE FUN GAMESSS!
NUUU, NINTENDO IS FOR BABIES! IT HAS BAD GWAPHICS!
WAAAAAH! WAAAAAAH!
WAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAH!
WE'RE GONNA WIN THE CONSOLE WARS!
NO, WE ARE!
WAAAAH, WAAAAH!

by Frenchbread_2727 December 30, 2021

Console Kid

A derogatory term for toxic people who play on a console, commonly Xbox. Mostly seen in crossplay games like COD Warzone 2/3, Fortnite, and others where "Console" can be changed to the name of the game, like "Fortnite Kid" or "COD Kid"

"Ugh, did you hear that Console Kid? Sooooo annoying"
"These Fortnite/COD Kids should he banned"

by TD21 March 3, 2024

Consolation Prize

A prize given to each person, by each person within failed relationship based upon how long the relationship lasted.
Example:
1-6 days = no prize awarded
1 wk = chocolate chip cookies
1 mo = chocolate cake
1 yr = chocolate ice cream
2 yr = chocolate covered pretzels
3 yr+ = chocolate pudding

Warning: Be cautious of food allergies & or sensitivities.

The Princess & Cowboy did not qualify for a consolation prize because they were unable retain a healthy relationship for more than 2 days.

The butcher, baker & candlestick maker qualified for the chocolate pudding consolation prize.

by Ima_cracra March 11, 2019

Consoler-in-Chief

synonym for POTUS made by Dubya

The Consoler-in-Chief visited the kids at the military zone.

by Coop Dupe June 11, 2018

Console Licker

Kind of like a Weeb but instead of Anime it is video games. Usually known as "geeks" but in this day and age that typically means just a cool overweight guy who likes board games. But anyway, a console licker is literally obsessed with video games where to the point where they participate in zero sports and are usually very annoying. And it also dictates their physical and mental health. And spiritual health if that applies because they skip church too GAME.

Yeah, Porter skipped church again. He also skipped school. And I can see he is online through the Xbox app. What a console licker.

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

Console wars

Saying one console is better than the other.

Person 1: xbox is better
Person 2: no PlayStation is better
Person 3: stop doing console wars

by Consolewarsaretrash90 September 10, 2021

center console

A woman's vagina, because it is both in da middle of her body and is something dat can work wonders to help a less-than-cheery-'n'-chipper dude feel better while he's nesting and/or thrusting his penis inside of her.

If da honey-hole between a gal's legs is a "center console" for a guy's love-pipe, would "front console" refer to da tits of said chick, in dat a guy could soothe and satisfy his "lonesome-and-empty" emotions by "filling" his thirsting hands with said warm luscious pillows of pliable protoplasm? Perhaps said guy's warm fuzzy chest could also be viewed as a "front console" for said baby-feeders-equipped human, in dat she could rest her head against said hunk's heated-'n'-carpeted heart-region and thus be comforted herself in times of distress.

by QuacksO January 2, 2025