Condi Rice

The first African-American war criminal.

Condi Rice was one of the major architects of the invasion of Iraq before becoming Secretary of State

by Rattus cattus September 15, 2006

Ghetto Air Conditioner

Nown.

1) Any attempt to cool a home or office with the use of a NON-condensed freon unit.

2) The concept that an oversized fan will cool a home or office when all it does is blow hot air and paperwork all over the office.

Beth: "What is that buzzing sound and why is the building shaking violently?"
Judith: "Josh installed a Ghetto Air conditioner, the compressor is broken on the roof and we need 3 quotes before it is approved by finance for repair."
Beth: "That Josh is great with GHAC repair"
Thomas: "LOL"

by thommy_boyz June 4, 2008

Concierge

Yeah... whatever, "Google for those too rich" person. A Concierge, these days, is (1) a trained professional who is there to do the things that people don't FEEL like doing, or, if they're not from the area, unable to OPERATE a computer themselves, or simply disinclined to do it for themselves. (2) a trained professional with an extensive personal network whereby seemingly 'impossible' things are made to come to fruition.

1) "Young Concierge man? Where is the nearest center for the blind?"

2) "Young Concierge Lady? I need 4 three-legged, purple ducks, that are blind in one eye, a case of vintage Veuve Clicquot Ponsardin Brut (1912), VIP ACCESS to the sold-out sky boxes at the new Yankee stadium--- in 10 minutes (!!!), a yellow Masarati with less than 154.7 miles on it to meet my jet on the tarmac at 9:16am, the best hotel room in New York, a live, pregnant Sugar Glider (carrying triplets), AAAAAAAAAAAND Bottle service at the BOOTY BAR"

Thank you very MUCH! We make the impossible possible.

by Annoyed by Ignorance December 4, 2010

240 Air Conditioning

2 windows down and 40 MPH - describes the air conditioning of a piece of shit car with no air

This piece of shit car is melting my ass - roll the windows down and speed up and give me some 240 air conditioning!

by B. Hanback January 9, 2009

the condition

Waking up in a strange place after having consumed much alcohol, walking to were your bathroom normaly is, then relieving yourself in an inappropriate area of your hosts house.

Don had the condition earlier. He got trashed last night and crashed on my sofa, woke up in the middle of the night, stumbled into my closet and peed in my shoes.

by Timothy Trice April 16, 2007

Norwegian Air Conditioner

Shoving a metal pipe from an air conditioner with holes on both ends into your sexual partners anus and blowing cool air inside.

Man, that Norwegian Air Conditioner really wore out my ass!

by QueerbaitKinngs August 19, 2010

Counter Strike : Condition Zero

The game of counter strike 1.6 with better graphics and other things. They have less hacks and is way more better. The game is very fun and easy, its guns also has less recoil.

Shit man, im in this awsome clan that owns czl-i. I can play cz for 12 hours stright.

by 1/2 @mazing May 13, 2005