conklin the lobster

mrs artman

a mentally retarded sexual preditor who wears red all of the time to hide her real idenity... a bear

luke is such a queer conklin the lobster

by batmanhasaids August 14, 2008

conkazooied

A state of immediate and extremely deep sleep, as though from a conk on the head. derived from conked out and conk.

1) After a hard day at the office, Fred conkazooied in the easy chair.

2) The baby was totally conkazooied when I checked twenty minutes ago.

by J. A. Taylor March 22, 2007

Conklicated

A task thats easy to do but because of your crippling case of dehabilitative lazyness you neither posses the means or willpower to accomplish.

out of reach bro, bit to conklicated for me to do right now

by Smurf Rocket August 14, 2011

Conkie

A booger or a snot.

Hey mate - you have a conkie up your nose.

by Blique October 15, 2017

conkelantis

Inversely to beptropolis, conkelantis is the state of mind you reach when you smoke weed where everything feels horrible and you don't know where you are and all you wanna do is ugly cry and eat half a block of cheese.

After my sixth hit of that dab pen I went straight to conkelantis and I felt so emotionally drained and I swear for ten minutes I didn't know where I was.

by beptropolitan November 8, 2018

Conki

Crazy and cranky at the same time.

"You sound a little conki"
Or

"You look a little conki"

by Conki June 4, 2020

conked it

the art of blacking out or any form of passing out under the influence. Can also be used as a way to describe falling into a deep dark slumber.

'fuck I conked it'
'shit bro you shoulda seen Linda on the weekend, she conked it'
'ripped a fat cone and conked it mums life'

by Grace the sk August 1, 2021