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cocomelon

cocomelon is the worst show to ever exist
by the person who exists March 5, 2022
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cocomeloner

An annoying little shit you will encounter in Roblox, Gary's Mod or any other game that gets on the microphone and annoys your ears with their pre-pubescent childish voice. It can usually be used in reference to any child on a game under 12 years old.
Seriously, can you stfu and turn off your microphone? Nobody wants to hear a whiny cocomeloner.

Let's kill all of the whiny little cocomeloners in game so we don't have to hear them talk anymore.
by OZIUMX November 5, 2022
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status commenting

procrastinating by logging on to facebook and commenting on everyone's updated statuses...levels of status commenting are directly proportional to the levels of work you are procrastinating from. extreme sufferers have to have the last word on facebook!
Dude, I got no work done today because i was status commenting.
by Katpaham February 13, 2009
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car commercial

Commercials that depict completely irrelevant things on the screen to the actual product. Can also be known as insurance commercials.
"What is the meaning of life?"

*shows man playing frisbee with a dog

"Why are we here?"

*shows old couple laughing

"Are we alone in the universe?"

*shows children playing soccer or whatever

"Where did we come from?"

*shows meteor shower

"Where will we go?"

*shows astronauts spinning around

"Fuck you this was a car commercial. The all new (insert car brand) only from (insert car brand)"
by Jermother April 13, 2014
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backhand comment

When someone says something that at first seems nice, but under further inspection is lowkey an insult.
"The people here are so quirky"
"Thanks for the backhand comment, Jessica."
by Vapingnotcool August 30, 2017
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Youtube Comments

Welcome to one of the most hideous places on the internet. People here on youtube comments have iq of room temperature. Here you'll find all sorts of people, some of them are:

1) The troll: A classic, will start flame war in replies either by stating unpopular opinions or straight up offensive shit.

2) The hungry for likes: Always comments overused shit like "wHoS wAtChInG iN 2021?!"

3) The spammer: Owns 100 different alt accounts. Keeps on copypasting links of his shitty video in replies of comments.

4) The "commenter": "Youtubers" with about 100k subs and 2k views on their videos. Try to abuse their verified checkmark by stealing comments and getting likes with goal of trying to revive their dead ass channel.

5) The bots: Will have profile pictures of thots and will spam random ass words with intention of attracting 12 year old horny kids and tricking them into clicking scam links.

If you're feeling like you have too many brain cells, head over to youtube comments to instantly lose them. Filled with idiots to the brim and bunch of people exploiting them. Still better than twitter.
The year is 2126
Guy 1: I miss the early days of internet.
Guy 2: *Shows a picture of youtube comments from that time*
Guy 1: Thanks, I no more miss it.
by Peepeepoopoo from urbdic November 5, 2021
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mcdonald's commercial

An MTV-inspired music video with McDonald's food in it.

In other words: Commercials using pop music artists, hot young and thin people (who probably spit the hamburger out after each take at the risk of cheating on their water-only diet), hip fashions and music video special effects in order to promote McDonald's life-threatening fast food---when in actuality, McDonald's has probably agreed on a joint contract with the RIAA to promote new pop music and at the same time sell their deadly food. In describing the meal being advertised, words that usually described food like "delicious", "mouth-watering", "fresh" or "spicy" are replaced with words like "sassy", "hip", "funky" or "sexy" (i.e. Try our new Spicy Chicken Wrap! 100% all white chicken, covered in hip lettuce, sassy cheese and topped with a sweet and sexy sauce!).
I turned the channel to what I though was a music video. Timbaland's song was playing and a bunch of kids, dressed like Pharrell Williams were roller-skating and doing tricks in the middle of a skating rink. Lights were flashing everywhere and the girls and guys were flirting. I waited for Timbaland to appear but instead the commercial ended with the kids eating double cheese burgers and skating at the same time...then that notorious "BADA BA BA BA!"

All of this for a fucking hamburger? Your typical mcdonald's commercial.
by twistedbabydoll August 28, 2007
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