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Colton Daoust A man who, when browsing his name on Urban Dictionary, will get a ridiculous confidence boost.
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Colton Parayko is a certified Teddy Bear™ but don't let that fool you, he could absolutely and most definitely wreck you. The experience would be 10/10.
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