polishing the colonel

Jerking off while eating fried chicken

Hey dude, why didn't you answer the phone? I was really busy. Just picked up something to eat and was watching some porn and polishing the Colonel.

by Billstar55 February 16, 2014

coonie

It means Vagina, plain and simple.

Her nickname is coonie

by beer April 2, 2005

colonpee

origins are from efnet from a group of people who add a :P to the end of every sentence. Verbalization of the face with the tongue sticking out.

: colon
P pee

:P colonpee

<tom> And then I was like, "oh shit that's a fucking squirrel not a hot chick."
<bob> colonpee

by jacksontwelve December 29, 2004

13 colonies

British word for current United States of America.

American: SPEAK IN ENGLISH! THIS IS AMERICA!
British: Yes I know but isn't this 13 colonies?? Y'all shall be put in slavery!

by Just a nibba tryna help May 7, 2018

Colonel Dubaku

The black man from the TV show 24. He was rudely killed by a white person where he proceeded to have an epileptic seizure of epic proportions. This fool tripped out on acid right before and during the episode was like "Whoahhh!!!!! Who the snap are you?!" even when he was being strangled. His most famous line is "Damn, too many pussies to do!". The actor playing Colonel Dubaku was caught on the set smoking weed, which when approached by fellow actors he stated "You want some...? You can't be cops... you ain't a cop right? damn fuck it heres some bud... oh shit man that hairy ass fool Granleese is gonna get me." He was mainly abused during the show of 24 with all the characters repeatedly making tell "
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma".

Damn Colonel Dubaku where the shit is the fucking bud?! I ordered it hours ago! Don't be a fucking granleese.

Fuck Colonel Dubaku you look like shit! While everybody has the right to be ugly, YOU ABUSED THAT RIGHT!

by Dr. Ee-L Nar G. January 19, 2010

colonelphobia

The rational fear that Colonel Sanders is always watching you, ready to end you with his double-barreled shotgun if you insult KFC or him in any way.

"Dude, I got such colonelphobia when I told mother that I didn't want the crappy biscuit that came with my three-piece, so I immediately looked around and apologized out loud."

by KalKennedy April 8, 2010

Colonial Fever

The reverse of "jungle fever." A person of color lusting after a white person.

Jose has Colonial Fever; he's trying to jump Becky's bones.

by BrichesNhose May 8, 2011