Emotional Colonic

Having a 20-30 minute vent session with a friend where you unload and perge all of your internal crap. You feel like a weight is lifted from you, figuratively and literally.

When you are done, you literally are lighter, more focused, and less full of emotional shit.
Lauren: Vicky, thanks so much for the emotional colonic yesterday, you're a great friend.

Victoria: No problem, life clogs us all up at some point.

Lauren: Ya, I just hadn't talked about hooking up with the guys from B2K and I just HAD to tell someone.
by Mike109999 August 30, 2018
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colon cancer

Bro Billy got colon cancer. What the hell is that. It’s cancer is the ass you shit
by Calamity’s Ruin August 15, 2021
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Redneck Colonic

Someone who is to poor to get a regular colonic in which they use the jet streams from a hot tub to siphon water in and out of ones butt.
Kara: Michelle I have a really hot guy taking me out on a date tonight. Do you mind if I come over and get a Redneck Colonic from your house real quick?

Michelle: Yes I do.
by SaltyIguana January 21, 2010
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Colon Book

A book with a colon in the title almost certainly indicating it contains information that must be taken as the gospel truth because it was likely written by some former executive, politician, ivy league graduate, or other inflated character.

"My Left Asscheek: A Revolutionary Insight Into The Things I Want To Discuss, and Is Only Credible To People Who Agree With Me" by Mas Sateb, PhD, former CEO of Hot Air, Inc.

Pretty much like that but with other words that make it sound like someone with a bullshit ivy league resume wrote it, and is therefore (assumed) worth listening to.
Mr. Jackass "resigned" as CEO, this probably means he's going to write a colon book on things he believes he's the authority on.

Monopoly Corporation has survived that scandal, I guess there will be a number of "tell all" colon books soon.
by Mas Sateb June 21, 2010
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colon cookie

This colon cookie is done, where's the john?
by the one time poster August 04, 2009
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Colon Cowboy

A term to describe a homosexual male.
Referers to the act of riding another man ass like a horse. hence making it cowboy like.
Province Town is filled with Colon Cowboys.
by PCFAHQ May 19, 2005
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colon cruiser

This colon cruiser, just touched me ass.
by slick29 December 26, 2008
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