coconut

What you call a girl who has two assholes.

I didn't want any after Cory nutted her ass and her crack until he told me that she was a coconut and had a spare, clean, hole.

by MVCV007 November 29, 2016

coconut

a person of south asian desendency who was born and brought up in the U.S, and is a perfectly nice and good person but is judged improperly because they're not that involved in the south asian community.

Me: Mommy I saw an indian girl with this white guy today....
Mommy: Stay away from her!
Me: Why?
Mommy: Because honey, if an indian person does not hang out with other indians, doesnt listen to indian music or watch indian films that means they're a coconut and they're ashamed of their skin color.
Me: Oh.....What should i do when I see her again.
Mommy: STARE AT HER!!!!!KEEP STARING!!!!!!!!!JUST STARE AT HER AS LONG AS POSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: It's okay she's not pretty anyway...
Mommy: Oh really! Never mind..haha.. then just forget that we had this conversation.

by wordmaker2005 May 13, 2005

coconut boost

(noun) Word used to label a person who, often in an unfamiliar environment, trusts to his/her extensive knowledge of nostalgia when choosing a topic of conversation.
Origin: According to nostalgic legend, a coconut version of the famous Boost chocolate bar once graced confectionery shelves across the country.
Sometimes shortened to coboo.
See nostalgist and taleggio.

"Hey, guys, does anyone remember Count Duckula?" inquired the coconut boost.

by Corkin July 31, 2006

coconuts

Refers to a growing breed of Latinos who tend to dismiss their latino heritage and follow the Caucasian lifestyle.

All them damn coconuts from up north think we'll vote for their Repuplican asses just because their last name is latin.

by The Mexican May 13, 2005

Coconut Fever

Coconut Fever (Noun): 1. A condition, found only in mainland Americans, that causes a mainland American male or female to develop an intense infatuation with one or more Native Hawaiians of the opposite, or more infrequently, same sex.

Judging by your Myspace, Mike....you've got coconut fever.

by El Samurai July 29, 2008

coconut haze

potent ass marijuana, gets you fuckkked up. smells just like coconuts usually laced with pcp

damn this coconut haze got me trippin balls

by Brendan Pappeti January 26, 2010

Dirty Coconuts

The outcome of poor ass wiping skills resulting in shit on a man's balls.

"Kyle": Dude, I have shit on my balls!

"Steve": Dirty Coconuts!

by NK-1 April 20, 2007