Confused cockroach

A funny phrase to call your friend when they act confused or silly.

Brian: " Sally, isn't the assignment due tomorrow?"
Sally: "Oh, Brian! It's due on Friday, you confused cockroach!"

by ver.xital July 23, 2022

urban cockroach

An inbred weird lookin two plus two not knowin queer, weirdly associated with every race ever.

That urban cockroach doesn't know the first thing about a Chevy.

by GrittnSpit143 December 6, 2017

CockRoach

When your significant other is yawning next to you and you shove your flaccid penis in their mouth.

*significant other yawns*

Screams “ CockRoach” and then shoves flaccid penis in significant others mouth.

by BobLeeSwagger76 March 5, 2021

cockroach

a horrible insect

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! ITS A COCKROACH

by ramdomhumanbeanpotatoandpotata June 2, 2018

Dr Cockroach

Dr Cockroach (from Monsters VS Aliens) is basically the hottest cockroach you will ever see. He can dance, is smart and has a big dick. (Thats why he is a *cock*roach) He even has a British accent. We all know that British accents are hot, so in conclusion; Dr Cockroach is hands down the sexiest character in that film. And I don’t even like men😹

Have you seen Monsters VS Aliens?
- yes I have, who’s your favourite character?

Dr Cockroach. He is so hot.

by Dr cockroach fan November 20, 2021

Cockroach Angel

An attractive woman who lives in filth

"aw man she was really hot but when I went back to her place there was trash all over the place she's a serious cockroach angel"

by Ivan the ok January 11, 2025

the dirty cockroach

Two or three niggas in a pussy and another set on her ass as if it was a gang bang then getting drenched in cum

Alissa loved the dirty cockroach she loved as the penises rubbed and felt her up with such joy with her slutty ways

by Stelani April 24, 2020