Cockblocker 3000

A word that describes a woman's panties when they are in the way of hot dirty sex.

Hey, why don't you take off those Cockblocker 3000's so we can get down to business.

by NIckiMC28 July 25, 2011

Cockblocker

To stop one man from having sexual relations with a female

Colin is a stupid cockblocker

by Jon Mouchet December 8, 2003

CockBlocker

A person who has unnatural tendencies to stop sexual encounters before they begin.

Terrible. Some chick cockblocker screwed me big time

by Meandmybaby June 29, 2011

Cockblocked by Donald Trump

When you live in Mexico and have a gf in America and you about to visit her but Donald Trump just built a wall.

Jose: I was about to visit my girlfriend but I got cockblocked by Donald Trump.
Juan: No me gusta.

by not Jackie Chen October 4, 2017

Cockblocker

A person who gets in the way of a couple getting their freak on.

A prison worker who tries to keep a couple from havin congigal trailer visits so they can get their freak ON is a def cockblocker.

They don't do their job, delay the paperwork and even lie instead of simply finishin stuff up.

by Sexy Sadie69 January 6, 2008

facebook cockblocked

Most often when a male encounters a female and gets the facebook add. The newly met female posts something flirty and is quickly met with a post right above by a girlfriend or the girlfriend's friend.

This is intended to let the male know that she read this new girl's post and does not approve of it.

NOTE: To prevent facebook cockblocks send private messages in the future.

Matt's facebook wall:

GF's post: Heyy babe, just wanted to say i love you so much! (translation: dont you fucking respond to that post below or i will rip off your nuts)

Shirley's post: hey matt, i had a great time last night with you! give me a call sometime :)

(later)
Matt: Yeah i met this hot chick last night at the concert, but lauren facebook cockblocked me when she wrote on my wall

by gordonchem September 29, 2009

cockblocker

What fat and/or ugly girls do to guys who want to hook up with their cute girl friends.

Cockblocking is not nice. Fat girls do it because they can't get any so they get jealous and try to prevent other guys from giving the dick to their thinner, hotter girl friends. If you are a hot, horny girl and your ugly, fat friend tells you that that guy you want to bone is a player and/or has STD's, she's not really protecting you, she's just being a bitch-ass cockblocker cause she don't want you to get laid and be all happy. Cockblockers are messed like that

by PMR February 24, 2003