Coal Troll

Black losers (redundant) that love to troll white people on the internet with accusations of racism, flipping everything into race, basically obsessing with race when they themselves are the true racist and blame white people for their inability to achieve anything positive in life based off of their ability to just be lazy in life.

White citizen comments in a football group on Facebook: “If you look at his stats, Colin Kaepernick was not a good quarter back.”

Coal Troll #1: “You just don’t like him cause you racist, white cracker”

White citizen: “how am I racist when you’re the one that used racial slurs.”

Coal Troll #2: “look at this white person using they white, Jedi mind tricks to try hide that they racist. Black people cant be racist, only whites, you white bread motherfucker.”

White citizen: “I’m not gonna

by Silly Goose 408 March 29, 2020

Coal Shoveler

Sexual act in which one partner force feeds their own feces down the other partner's throat and any other orifice they please.

Joseph: Hey man! What's up?
Michael: Awww dude, your breath is nasty!
Joseph: Oh, I'm sorry. I guess I was too busy getting it in last night that I forgot to brush my teeth. ;)
Michael: Yea right! Someone did the Coal Shoveler to you, bro!

by nothinglikelust August 20, 2012

coal face

n. a person of african or african american descent.

by Anonymous April 29, 2003

Coal bunny

A woman that only dates and screws coal miners

Darla is a coal bunny

by Snider_Fatboy October 02, 2021

canary in a coal mine

The thankless task of being the first one to take a hit, from the practice of coal miners of bringing down a caged canary to see if there's dangerous gas below

I don't know if this alleyway's safe, and I ain't no canary in a coal mine.

by Nick Cusa September 20, 2006

Pour the coals to her

Derived from the days of Coal steamers, literally means to add more coal to the fire which would increase available engine power.

Used now-a-days by Pilots amongst others.

"Looks like we're coming in high, better pour the coals to her and overshoot!"

by Iwallis November 23, 2011

Backyard Coal Mining

An act when a person digs into another person's rectum and picks out clumps of fecal matter.

Trent went backyard coal mining with Jimmy an hour ago, I haven't seen them since.

by The Gay Mankini November 22, 2018