noun. A sexual act involving the tasting and consumption of hardened feces in and around the anus. One partner takes a shit and refrains from wiping, causing the drying and hardening of the feces. Once the shit is crunchy, the other partner proceeds to toss the salad.
verb. To toss someone's salad with the intention of tasting and consuming their crunchy feces.
Inspired by Coco-Puffs "Brownie Crunch".
verb. To toss someone's salad with the intention of tasting and consuming their crunchy feces.
Inspired by Coco-Puffs "Brownie Crunch".
Last night I took a massive dump and forgot to wipe. After watching Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, I was ready to receive a brownie crunch.
I walked in on my wife shitting out her Chipotle burrito. I grabbed her, tied her to a lawn chair face down, and after 45 minutes in direct sunlight, she was ready for me to brownie crunch the fuck out of her.
I walked in on my wife shitting out her Chipotle burrito. I grabbed her, tied her to a lawn chair face down, and after 45 minutes in direct sunlight, she was ready for me to brownie crunch the fuck out of her.
by tptapt October 6, 2011
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Clutch; - Perfect, Exactly what is needed, (also used like "score" or "awesome", as an exclamation.)
ie; "Thank god there is a gas station right there, were almost on empty bro"
"Clutch!"
ie; "Dude I just found $30 in my pocket! Hella clutch!"
"Clutch!"
ie; "Dude I just found $30 in my pocket! Hella clutch!"
by JustinOBuchanan March 21, 2014
Get the Clutch mug.The notoriously green dyed poop that occurs after eating nothing but Cap'n Crunch's Crunch Berries cereal during a typical digestive cycle.
Inspired, Connor stared with intense delight and awe at the crunch berry poop resting delicately at the bottom of his toilet.
by MattJanda September 8, 2010
Get the crunch berry poop mug.Three ambulances were called to a cripsy crunch, where there was blood, guts, and limbs scattered everywhere.
by circushead September 29, 2006
Get the cripsy crunch mug.A block clutch is used in Minecraft PVP as a way to save yourself from falling in the void! You can block clutch by angling your direction down and placing a block between you and the void! NOTE: you must be hit by another player for this to be a block clutch and not a block placement. There are several variants of block clutches, single extensions (1 block placed to save yourself), double extension (2 blocks placed horizontally to save yourself), and so on. NOTE: for a block clutch to be over 2 extensions, you have to land on the last block placed in order for it to be considered a clutch! If a player is hit by another player and lands on solid land before placing blocks, this is NOT considered a clutch due to the fact that the player would have survived even if they hadn't placed blocks. Some content creators believe they made a clutch but if their clutches follow these guide lines then their legit!!!
by MineProWes December 8, 2019
Get the Block Clutch mug.Driving in any forward gear, the clutch is depressed, shifted into neutral, clutch is released, engine is revmatched apropriatly in neutral for the desired speed, than the clutch is depressed again and shifted into the desired gear to syncronise the speed of the tires with the speed of the transmission.
common with semi-trucks with a manual transmission lacking syncronisers.
common with semi-trucks with a manual transmission lacking syncronisers.
my syncros were so shot that i had to double clutch just to shift into 3rd gear.
the trucker double clutched while upshifting as he accelerating onto the freeway.
the trucker double clutched while upshifting as he accelerating onto the freeway.
by Brendan p D November 16, 2006
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