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Climbing the Mountain

The act of having sex with a very large and fat woman in which the man must actually climb her to penetrate her.
Chubby B here loves the fat girls, hes been climbing the mountain for sex since he was 12.
by J-A Jewberg October 7, 2007
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Rock Climbing

Opposite of skiing. Sitting between two females and inserting multiple fingers into/onto female genitals (vaginal area)
Johnny was sitting & rock climbing between Jess and Laura in the back of the volvo
by Climbers630 November 23, 2014
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Rock Climbing

The act of having sex w/ a large women.
by omgownedadam July 3, 2006
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Dwarf Clambake

A gangbang involving 7 or more dwarves and a full sized porn star.
Because of her aversion to "little people" Jenna Jameson was given an extra two million dollars for performing a Dwarf Clambake in the movie Midsummer Night's Ream.
by CumDaddy October 21, 2008
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clobberfaced

He was pretty clobberfaced when he was thrown out of a casino for poking a girl in her boob.
by Bob Baxter January 24, 2004
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climberfage

A self-deprecating, prematurely-balding bro' in his mid-twenties without a conceivably viable future ahead of him. The only venture he (somewhat) succeeds in, is climbing.

The climberfage is known to lock Cliffbars on his climbing hooks and buy season passes to the rec' center so he can climb the 20-foot artificial wall over, and over, and over, and over, and over.

If anyone is made fun of in the presence of the climberfage, he will be quick to remind everyone that the joke's on him.
"I'm still at the Santa Rosa JC, just sellin' Cliffbars at Jamba Juice, brah."

"LOL WHAT A CLIMBERFAGE""

"Twin Towers went down? Oh, man, the joke's on me! Wait, you say Jets lost to the Colts? That's a real good one! Joke's on me! I'm balding? Man, you got me good there! Oh, goodness gracious, bros, put that climbing zine down and throw that joke on me!"
by Axiomaticc January 25, 2010
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chombie

A brain-eating, reanimated individual of Chinese ancestry. Typically encountered driving slowly on the freeway with their left blinker on.
Jake: Dude, I just saw that chombie driving by again in your old man's Buick!

Travis: Damn dude, those chombies are taking over the neighborhood!
by Yikka June 29, 2009
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