Get the clocked-up mug.When a woman wakes a man up in the morning by performing fellatio on him but she is gentle and wishes not to wake him until he is ejaculating.
My wife gave me an Alarm Clock BJ this morning, when I woke up I was ejaculating in her mouth. The great start to a great day!
by JTrainHasArrived August 6, 2010
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by Kinkyshitm8 March 31, 2015
Get the Samoan Clock mug.After working straight through the evening it is the hour when you realize that you've worked all the way through the night, and the sun is about to rise.
This most often happens with design, development or other types of work when it's easy to lose time while focused on the task at hand.
This most often happens with design, development or other types of work when it's easy to lose time while focused on the task at hand.
I really got in a zone working on the design comp for the new project. I started around 3p and worked until WTF o'clock.
by reroller April 2, 2009
Get the WTF O'Clock mug.Straddle a sleeping person as if in the 69 position and repeatedly touch their nose with your hemmorhoids until they wake up.
"Dude, your girlfriend is passed out on the floor and I need to do yoga." "Sounds like you can start your workout by setting a reverse strawberry alarm clock!"
by dtoss August 9, 2015
Get the reverse strawberry alarm clock mug.A child's phrase for shit, caca, feces, crap, dung or turd. Most often used as a noun but also can be used as a verb. It's a friendly, happy phrase, the kind of phrase you'd like to see in a presidential State of the Union address or in a prospectus from another Federal bailout-sucking huge corporation of fat-assed mendacious bastards.
Mommy-mere, I just made a HUGE, honkin' cocky doody, arent' you prouda me?
Listen here, Hoss, I'm a gonna cocky doody on you if'n you don't shut your face!
Mah felluh Ammurkins, I come before ya to make a cocky doody on the economy, which already is a cocky doody.
Listen here, Hoss, I'm a gonna cocky doody on you if'n you don't shut your face!
Mah felluh Ammurkins, I come before ya to make a cocky doody on the economy, which already is a cocky doody.
by Kandy the Embezzler June 30, 2009
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