climbing crib critter

Mature baby who bolts from the stroller and jets up the climbing wall at the inflatable play center.

Somebody grab that climbing crib critter before they get to the top of the rock wall!

by TR Arterburn December 4, 2025

Texas rock climbing

Texas rock climbing consists of a man and woman shitting out their turds up and down a staircase. After the turds are scattered on the stairs, they race up the stairs on all fours, as if they are climbing a rock wall. Whichever one of them loses the race has a get all the shit rubbed on their body (if there is extra it shoved into their rectum) until it crusts.

Bro 1: Have you ever been Texas rock climbing?
Bro 2: Nah what is that.
Me: Oh boy, just look it up and have a grand time

by MrWashingmachine67 December 28, 2025

Climbing rooftops

Getting high

"Jamie and Sarah totally smell like weed."
"Yeah I bet they spent their morning climbing rooftops-"

by Livinlarge44 December 30, 2025

gambo climb

When you're gambling and you just keep winning, especially after a period of sustained losses.

After this gambo climb, I'll be able to pay child support!

by spagootest February 1, 2025

Climbing a tree

Sex with a tall girl

Climbing a tree: Vro I’m boutta climb a tree tonight

by Draxs pseudonym June 1, 2024

The Climb

the Climb is the mythical sisiphian journey that people undertake when going through hardsips. the term was revived after a elden ring YouTuber named skumnut used the term when describing the intense pain and agony that comes from playing difficult games such as elden ring. It was also founded by Jared Leto, the funny dude who somehow made one fire song.

random dude: Dawg what the fuck you literally cant dodge that
Friend: Dawg its about The Climb, you gotta believe in Jareds godly power!

by cocosenpai67 June 14, 2024

I am climbing up your tower

you can kiss my ass

I am climbing up your tower
And I'm smudging up your glass
HEY

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 3, 2024