"I accidentally went new commando today when I forgot my Blackberry at home."
incommunicado radio silence unreachable
incommunicado radio silence unreachable
by Bart's Mom August 11, 2009
Get the new commando mug.In Arnold's ridiculous, but all time great movie "Commando" the final action scene has him alone in a basement with Bennett the bad guy. The bad Aussie has John (Arnold) in his pistol sight when Arnold challenges him to end their fight like men and the dialog flows:
"Come on, Bennett, throw away
that chicken-shit gun" (implying that they should end it mano-a-mano, like real men).
"You don't just want
to pull a trigger." (too clean and too quick for a guy killing a guy he hates)
"Put the knife in me
and look me in the eye...
and see what's going on
in there when you turn it. (get the satisfaction of feeling the agony of your enemy as he slowly dies)
That's what you
want to do, right?"
A moment later comes the greatest line of all time:
"Don't deprive yourself
of some pleasure.
Come on, Bennett.
Let's party." (it's the macho man's equivalent of I want you to fuck me)
So, bad boy Bennett puts the gun down and John proceeds to kill him by impaling him on a pipe spewing steam. As Bennett is dying, he looks at Arnold and as John he says "Let off some steam, Bennett."
Sick, very sick, but great phony sweat and nice camo make up.
"Come on, Bennett, throw away
that chicken-shit gun" (implying that they should end it mano-a-mano, like real men).
"You don't just want
to pull a trigger." (too clean and too quick for a guy killing a guy he hates)
"Put the knife in me
and look me in the eye...
and see what's going on
in there when you turn it. (get the satisfaction of feeling the agony of your enemy as he slowly dies)
That's what you
want to do, right?"
A moment later comes the greatest line of all time:
"Don't deprive yourself
of some pleasure.
Come on, Bennett.
Let's party." (it's the macho man's equivalent of I want you to fuck me)
So, bad boy Bennett puts the gun down and John proceeds to kill him by impaling him on a pipe spewing steam. As Bennett is dying, he looks at Arnold and as John he says "Let off some steam, Bennett."
Sick, very sick, but great phony sweat and nice camo make up.
by Powerharp April 12, 2006
Get the commando mug.Related Words
When men decide not to wear underwear and are naked underneath the pair of bottom wardrobe they choose to wear. This is also called free-balling and most men who like to go commando are somewhat exhibitionist and most who do like to go freeball are usually well-endowed so that nothing is left to the imagination if you see him jogging, walking, etc. Sometimes, even a hot encounter happens.
Oh my lord Tracy did you see that? I want to go jump his bones right now and take a look at that python. Got to love summer and men going commando.
underweasrless
underweasrless
by TheBigCanucklehead March 21, 2015
Get the commando mug.by anime-Trivium February 13, 2010
Get the Commando mug.1. Going without underwear.
2. The best game ever, in which a group of approximately ten or more players divide into two teams, runners, and chasers. The runners, who are on foot, attempt to get from the starting point to the ending point (or a series of checkpoints) without being caught by the chasers, who are in cars. When a runner is tagged, he or she becomes a chaser him or herself, and must ride in the car from which he or she was tagged. The game is played almost exclusively at night, and because trespassing is often involved, residents sometimes think players are attempting to rob them, and police also occasionally cause trouble. Also known as fugitive or slip.
2. The best game ever, in which a group of approximately ten or more players divide into two teams, runners, and chasers. The runners, who are on foot, attempt to get from the starting point to the ending point (or a series of checkpoints) without being caught by the chasers, who are in cars. When a runner is tagged, he or she becomes a chaser him or herself, and must ride in the car from which he or she was tagged. The game is played almost exclusively at night, and because trespassing is often involved, residents sometimes think players are attempting to rob them, and police also occasionally cause trouble. Also known as fugitive or slip.
1. Stop running around with no underwear on!
2. Person 1: Did you play Commando last night?
Person 2: Yeah, it was sweet, but then some guy thought I was trying to rob him and came outside with a shotgun.
Person 1: Wack.
2. Person 1: Did you play Commando last night?
Person 2: Yeah, it was sweet, but then some guy thought I was trying to rob him and came outside with a shotgun.
Person 1: Wack.
by ebolamunkee January 10, 2008
Get the Commando mug.the act of using a bathroom in a restaurant, fast food place, store ect. with no intention of purchasing from the establishment.
by Dirty Dlite February 18, 2011
Get the commando poop mug.Long johns, also known as long underwear or thermal underwear , are undergarments used in cold conditions to stay warm. They are essentially tight pants, or rather, brief underwear but with legs that extend down to the ankles.
There are two schools of thought when it comes to wearing long johns.
Some guys prefer to wear them over their original brief style underwear, while others throw aside their briefs and wear the long johns directly as underwear, with nothing on underneath.
Someone wearing their pants without underwear is said to be wearing them commando .
A person that wears their long johns directly on them, without keeping their original layer of undergarment on underneath is wearing them long john commando .
There are two schools of thought when it comes to wearing long johns.
Some guys prefer to wear them over their original brief style underwear, while others throw aside their briefs and wear the long johns directly as underwear, with nothing on underneath.
Someone wearing their pants without underwear is said to be wearing them commando .
A person that wears their long johns directly on them, without keeping their original layer of undergarment on underneath is wearing them long john commando .
Dave : ' Dude, I don't really care, but I noticed in the locker room after the hockey game that you don't wear any underwear under your long johns ... that's weird ! '
Simon : ' It's not weird, it's natural. Why would I wear underwear under my underwear? '
Dave : ' Nah man, I prefer to keep my briefs under, to avoid dirtying my long johns '
Simon: ' Different strokes for different folks, dude. I generally just WASH my long johns when they're dirty. Plus why would there be that handy flap hole for peeing if they weren't meant to be used directly as underwear? '
Dave: ' Hmmmm, good point. Think I have to try that. '
Simon: ' Sounds like you, sir, are ready to go long john commando . Welcome to the Brotherhood. There is no going back now. '
Simon : ' It's not weird, it's natural. Why would I wear underwear under my underwear? '
Dave : ' Nah man, I prefer to keep my briefs under, to avoid dirtying my long johns '
Simon: ' Different strokes for different folks, dude. I generally just WASH my long johns when they're dirty. Plus why would there be that handy flap hole for peeing if they weren't meant to be used directly as underwear? '
Dave: ' Hmmmm, good point. Think I have to try that. '
Simon: ' Sounds like you, sir, are ready to go long john commando . Welcome to the Brotherhood. There is no going back now. '
by Cyril321Go November 12, 2018
Get the Long John Commando mug.