Cum Chumming

When a person cums in the ocean hoping to attract a mermaid.

Becky had no idea Randall intended to go cum chumming before they went for an afternoon frolic in the bay.

by Numba one cum chumma April 15, 2014

Chumming

A dating tactic involving the use of one's good looks to lure a less attractive mate into a one-sided and emotionally unsatisfying relationship.
(Taken from the crab fishing term for illegally using perforated dog food cans to bait a trap)

"Damn, she's so fine! She says she likes me too."
"No man, she's way out of your league. She's just chumming."

by tylersnard May 16, 2009

blew chum

To throw up on someone.

Oh man, it was so gross, he blew chum all over her skirt.

by bezel333 December 31, 2005

Chum cavern

When you fuck someone after you poop in the hole you fuck them in.

My boyfriend pooped in my pussy, then fucked me. It was the best chum cavern ever

by The r4p3r November 10, 2014

pachewy chum

Affectionate gibberish.

pachum pachum pachewychewychum pa.

by somebody March 6, 2005

chum guzzler

Noun, one that jovially gargles jizz before swallowing it. Such people are usually slutty females that enjoy giving bops and have dad issues.

Dude, Kellie is totally a chum guzzler, she sucked me off and swallowed every day this week.

by JackBennington September 8, 2010

cum chum

When a dude ejaculates and it comes out chunky.

Dude I just made myself cum chum last night

by William+G July 22, 2012