British Charity

'British Charity' - Something that is unsolicited and claimed to be done charitably for the benefit of someone else, but is actually done forcefully with a self-serving motive for one's own good. A sham born out of a need to feel self-righteous to ease one's conscience even while performing an act of pure greed and self-interest at the cost of another. And an act that causes one to feel smug and proud for paying a penny in the process of stealing a pound from another person.

George: Did Britain truly make India free because its leaders went through an inner spiritual awakenning that colonialism was unrighteous?

Ram: No it was a case of British Charity!

by DharmaKarma June 24, 2016

blind charity

Giving money to people you don't know, for a cause that probably doesn't exist.

I.e. "Help me save my dog," "I need money for gas," "My child is in the hospital"

Random Stranger: "My child is in the hospital, please help me raise money for him/her"
Me: "Have any pictures of this child?"
Stranger: "Not on me"
Me: "Right... I'm not one for blind charity"

by johnydelux1 May 20, 2018

Chode charity

When manipulative men are victimising themselves for pity. Feeling sorry for themselves.

Giving small dick energy.

Also could be a real chode charity, donate now. 🤷 ♂️

“I don’t want to donate to your chode charity.”

“Brad’s got his chode charity goin’ on, leave him alone.”

by pubedealer May 17, 2022

democrat charity

When someone else ends up paying for something that they do for their own benefit.

Biden is so generous with tax payer money; it is like he is running a democrat charity for repaying student loans.

by Jumper777 December 31, 2024

Pulling a charity

Completely ignoring those close to you for sex

" Yo man I was totally gonna hook up with this girl but she was totally pulling a charity"

by Yamipanda May 5, 2014

Faith hope and Charity

Faith hope is a school where everyone is rich. If you see the pick up line after school it’s not rare to see 3 G- wagons in a row. It’s has a rivalry with OLPH. It’s used to be a good school until they got a new principle who doesn’t know how to handle a school and just looks at students asses the whole day. Also junior high got a new math teacher replacing a really good one who left after one year with Dr. Meager and now their stuck with a millennial who likes to bond with kids over video games and isn’t fully qualified to be a teacher. It’s used to be a great school but now anymore the only thing holding it together are the traditions. And the best are the 8th grade traditions like how the boy football players cut their hair, they ride in cool cars, and draw on other cars and the cheer leaders decorate the school. The traditions are good and they education is bad.

Friend #1- what school do you go to
Friend#2- Faith Hope and Charity
Friend#1- Their school sucks now that they have a new principal

by Ritch_B@tch October 30, 2019

I care charity group

People who really do give a shit about other people don't feel a need to get themselves or their charity group on a TV News Camera to promote themselves. People who haven't taken anything from anyone don't feel a need to give them a chicken each, or food. That kind of thing comes from someone or a group who sees themselves as shepards amongst sheep, walking behind them with a cane.

I care charity group is bullshit, they don't give a fuck about you.

by Solid Mantis April 1, 2021