Chode

1.The friend that nobody really likes but you keep him there to call him mean names.

2.A stubby penis

1. Man Montana, why are you such a chode.
Montana:Why do you guys so mean?
guy 1:good question.....

2."That dudes packin a chode"

by JohnnyHopkinsBakeSale December 29, 2010

Chode

a small creepy gremlin
a small dick
small penis

nick is a chode

by snuggly rapist March 24, 2011

Chode

Chode is when a man has a small but Fat Penis

You Have a Chode!

by jduffyuwtfr7wfgy7w December 2, 2011

Chode

A Penis That is Fatter Than It is Long.
There is also a Walking Chode.

Jp Is One Big Chode.

by Tmac October 22, 2004

Chode

The 2 inch area of skin between the base of a man's nutsack and his anus.

You've accidentally cut somebody off driving to work. At the next stop light, they pull along side and commence cursing and telling you how badly you drive. Your response? "Lick chode".

by D-Snacks September 17, 2006

Chode

1. The area between penis and asshole
2. A Member of RSD

1. "In prison I´ve been forced to to lick his Chode"
2."Oh look, some of the RSD-Chodes are showing up!"

by Jannes March 14, 2008

Chode

A penis that is wider than it is long by at least twice the size. Very grotesque and disgusting sight. Can be used as an insult. Not sure if a chode actually exsists. (See mighty meaty)

Holy crap Trey Whiteside has such a nasty, disgusting, dinner plate size chode.

Holy Shit!! You smell like you have chode breath!!!

Shutup you chodeface.

Have you seen Marco's disgusting chode?!!

by SSgokou9 February 15, 2004