A television channel you watch only when your primary channel is on commercial.
A secondary channel must be picked out during the first commercial break of your primary show/channel, and it also must be back from commercials as soon as the primary channel goes to a break, thus avoiding the black hole of boredom caused by retardedly long commercials.
A secondary channel must be picked out during the first commercial break of your primary show/channel, and it also must be back from commercials as soon as the primary channel goes to a break, thus avoiding the black hole of boredom caused by retardedly long commercials.
Guy 1: "Gosh darn it! It's on commercial again! Pick a secondary channel already."
Guy 2: "Way ahead of you." -click-
Guy 2: "Way ahead of you." -click-
by Dr.Matus April 18, 2010
A British television channel that launched in 1982. It mostly shows Countdown, Hollyoaks, Formula 1 and edited repeats of The Simpsons.
It’s 6:00. Time to watch the news
No thanks, I want to watch Channel 4. The Simpsons is on.
FFS, watch it on Sky 1 in 30 minutes
But this episode hasn’t been shown on C4
Fine.
No thanks, I want to watch Channel 4. The Simpsons is on.
FFS, watch it on Sky 1 in 30 minutes
But this episode hasn’t been shown on C4
Fine.
by AS2121 November 28, 2017
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by fuckteachannels October 15, 2021
1. A TV channel that instantly gives you a disease upon watching it.
2. A TV channel that destroys your body in half the time that cigarettes do.
3. A TV channel that needs to take the stick out of its ass and make some realistic, non Christian oriented programming
4. A TV channel that produces some of the most messed up "celebrities."
5. A TV channel that only braindead idiots watch.
2. A TV channel that destroys your body in half the time that cigarettes do.
3. A TV channel that needs to take the stick out of its ass and make some realistic, non Christian oriented programming
4. A TV channel that produces some of the most messed up "celebrities."
5. A TV channel that only braindead idiots watch.
idiot: I just got syphilis!!
intelligent person: were you watching Disney Channel?
intelligent person: oh my god, did u see that?
idiot: u can't say god! thats disrespectful!
intelligent person: do u watch disney channel?
idiot: i think miley cyrus is the coolest!
intelligent person: is ur definition of "cool" a disease ridden whoreslutbitch who cant sing worth shit and is anorexic?
intelligent person: were you watching Disney Channel?
intelligent person: oh my god, did u see that?
idiot: u can't say god! thats disrespectful!
intelligent person: do u watch disney channel?
idiot: i think miley cyrus is the coolest!
intelligent person: is ur definition of "cool" a disease ridden whoreslutbitch who cant sing worth shit and is anorexic?
by alx-nikki August 25, 2009
Synonym for a deuce, or a very large shit.
It became a synonym after KWGN Channel 2 in Denver renamed themselves 'the Deuce' in a very stupid move to try to attract a younger audience.
It became a synonym after KWGN Channel 2 in Denver renamed themselves 'the Deuce' in a very stupid move to try to attract a younger audience.
by Connaître April 14, 2009