Sous Chef

When your friend puts in all of the prep-work on the girl, but doesn't have enough game to close the deal. Much like a real sous-chef puts in all the work preparing the meal, the chef with the big-dick-white-tophat gets the credit.

By the end of the night, most often than not, the sous-chef's girl will be in bed with someone else, giving him sloppy handjobs.

Friend1: Oh wow, look at that guy, he has so much game. Look how well he can just approach girls!

Friend2: Naw, that guys is a Sous Chef. By the time the bar closes, I'll be fucking her in the back of my green passat while we listen to Lady gaga.

Friend1: True, you big-dick'd bandit, you.

by Ray Perr September 15, 2010

cheif

Misspelling of the word Chief - mistake typically made by idiots who read at the 3rd grade level

retard on IM - "Hey cheif"
retard's friend - "Hey guy, did you mean chief? idiot"

by Collar13 March 20, 2008

cheafin

to be smokin something, especally weed

dont tell my parents dat i be cheafin

by anthony arcia June 25, 2007

cheif

a mug or fool, a weak person. used primarily in west and northwest london

shut up you cheif

by chewy January 26, 2004

Chefery

–adjective
of, pertaining to, or used in cooking or the kitchen.

Synonyms: culinary

T Mac's chefery is like that of Emeril. His chefery on the grill is superb!

by Ray Ray 3 2 6 August 27, 2010

Vegan Black Metal Chef

Vegan Black Metal Chef is an up-and-coming YouTube celeb. The creator of the videos dresses in a manner similar to Gene Simmons of KISS, with white face paint and black streaks around his eyes, and wears a black suit of armor. Clearly, he's also influenced by such real-life black metal bands as Mayhem, Burzum, and Dark Throne. Thus far, he has only posted two videos ("Pad Thai" and "Easy Meal Ideas of the Ages"), yet the first video alone has received over 1 million views and spawned imitators. He has also been referenced on quite a few food-related blogs. And finally, in true black metal style, the videos/songs are at least 12-15 minutes long!

Vegan Black Metal Chef (making Pad Thai): FORM THE TRIANGLES INTO THE SYMBOL OF THE ANCIENTS ON THE PLATE!

by loop zoop July 3, 2011

Chef's Mouth

A term for someone who often swears profusely, uses vain or foul terminology, and inserts the "fuck" word into his syntax as often as possible. This results due to his/her immersion in a professional kitchen environment. Similar to "swearing like a sailor", "truckers mouth", "swear like a trucker", etc...
What the fuck Chuck? Hustle your sweet fuckin tits with that filet or I'll be on your lush ass like a priest on a fucking altar boy! Fucking MOVE asshole!

Jane never swore until she became a line cook. Now, after 2 years in the kitchen, she often calls her best friend a slack jawed fuck bag. Jane knows she has a classic case of "Chef's Mouth".

by inthekitchenbitchin August 6, 2010