Ceiling Nipple

When you throw a piece of hotdog at the ceiling and it sticks

"Where's my hotdog?"
*looks up*
"Holy shit it made a ceiling nipple!"

by zaynmalikjheyhey November 27, 2016

Ceiling Sack

Someone (Or something) that is a complete and udder freak.

Hey, did you heard about the new girl?

Yeah, what a Ceiling Sack!

by Hieronymous J. William Esq. May 1, 2008

the glass ceiling

A term describing the maximum level a woman or ethnic minority can achieve before it is necessary to be a white male to go further.

After four years working at Innetec, I have unfortunately hit the glass ceiling.

by RandomViking November 2, 2015

painting the ceiling

Painting the ceiling is when you haven't jerked off in two weeks and you spank the monkey and you scored a giant load all over the place

I thought I was going to get it on with this girl last week but she didn't show up. Man do I have blue balls so I decided to watch some porn and I ended up painting the ceiling

by Miltythecheese June 15, 2017

ass ceiling

The impenetrable barrier of ass that keeps straight people from aspiring to gayness.

Justin Timberlake would be gay, but he hit the ass ceiling.

by SardonicMyt July 25, 2014

ceiling karl

Karl-shaped variant of Ceiling Cat

Ceiling Karl is watching you masturbate.

by Henry Yau June 10, 2008

Breaking the Ceiling

When an author appears in their own work of fiction and interacts with the characters they’ve created.

The phrase is a nod to “Breaking the Fourth Wall”, wherein characters acknowledge the fact that there is an audience/that they are in a work of fiction. (Famous example: Deadpool)

See also: metafiction

Dude 1: Do you ever read Pearls Before Swine?
Dude 2: Yes! I love how he’s always breaking the ceiling in that strip.

by Prof K1792 February 22, 2019