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Sneaky Castro

A very erotic act where the male fills up a room with water (yes, an entire room filled to about the ceiling with water) and rides in on a canoe and then proceeds to have sex with the woman.
"So last Saturday, after a long night out, I gave my girlfriend a Sneaky Castro. Man, was that wet and messy."
by azigee April 16, 2006
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extra extra extra sneaky castro

An extra extra extra sneaky Castro is where you tell you girlfriend you will be performing a “sneaky Castro” but instead you shove 3 Cuban short range smoking missiles into her oriface.
Last night I had a Extra Extra Extra sneaky Castro with my man”.
by Best_of_defining May 27, 2018
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Fidel Castro

The world's best wrestler! He defeated Batista, fought off hundreds of one-on-one challengers (assassinations) and has ruled the American league for 40 years!

Plus he's a brutal dick-tator-(35,000 girls so far!) and should have been shot long before he got ill. Free Cuba (with every purchase of a Cuba of equal or greater value)!
Fidel Castro- ironically, his name means 'I castrate' in Spanish!
by Liakias April 4, 2009
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Edward Castro

A "guy" (so "he" says) who goes to Pistor Middle School who is gay. Always seen with a shitload of "his" girlfriends, but not in a straight kind of way. Looks like big-ass headed lizard who was fucked up in the ass-hole of Elton John. Infact, he really has been up there. If compered to Elton John, Elton John will actually look straight. Hangs out with Norma Garcia, and Mercedes Madrid: who are also gay.
See him over there? He had a sex change!
by ICC March 29, 2005
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Castroman

Is a super flying soccer kick.
Cuauhtemoc Blanco did a castroman to Ronaldinho.
by XXX7 April 9, 2008
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Fidel Castro Jr.

Justin Trudeau. The worst absolute person you could ever want to be with or running a country like Canada!
Looks like Fidel Castro Jr. is attempting to freeze people's money in the bank for political reasons!! What a commie!!
by Wise White Man February 17, 2022
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diego castro

a hispanic man who is secretly gay but will never come out
very flaboyant and loves the color pink and enjoys slow walks on the beach and his favorite animal is a pink flamingo and extremely stylish and into himself
random guy:

damn look at that guy diego castro with the pink shirt on, he's got style... wish i was him....

random guy no. 2: wish i could do him...

random guy no. 3: sigh :(
by imkatieealice June 24, 2011
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