a drug fiend of some kind but most likely a cocaine addict that is desperate to find the small amounts of cocaine dropped previously to the ground. in most cases driving them down on there hands and knees covering every inch of the carpet and most likely only finding a taste.
damn i came home last night from the bar and jerome was carpet surfing again!!! what a fucking fiend
by mr.fiend December 12, 2010
by AnalProbe January 23, 2005
Carpet Farmer A term used by crack addicts. When an addict smokes up all of his rock he starts looking for pieces or (crumbs) in the carpet to smoke.
Franklin had it happen'n over at his place last night. Yea I heard he had a couple of carpet farmers hanging around in the morning looking for some crumbs. Oh yea Franklin had to kick their asses out big time!
by Digger October 04, 2006
Sally: I just came back from Alejandro's house.
Jess: how was it?
Sally: he gave my carpet a beating.
Justin Biebers boyfriend just gave him a Carpet beating
Jess: how was it?
Sally: he gave my carpet a beating.
Justin Biebers boyfriend just gave him a Carpet beating
by Dr. Vaginastien November 02, 2010
The hundreds of pubic hairs that surround the lower ledge of a urinal. Usually one that hasn't been cleaned in awhile.
by TB451 October 02, 2007
I can't believe she would vacuum your carpet.
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So Shelly did you vacuum his carpet yet?
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No one vacuumed my carpet that deep before Teresa.
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Don't interrupt me she is vacuuming the carpet.
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So Shelly did you vacuum his carpet yet?
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No one vacuumed my carpet that deep before Teresa.
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Don't interrupt me she is vacuuming the carpet.
by FatherTimeWarp November 28, 2011
John: man i really need to get laid tonight . Its been a month.
Paul: dont worry mate we will just carpet bomb the club it always works.
John: safe dude.
Paul: dont worry mate we will just carpet bomb the club it always works.
John: safe dude.
by discodan4321 November 30, 2009