cardio bunny

a fine female specimen found near elliptical, treadmill, stair-stepper, or other calorie burning equipment. usually finely attired in roll-up shorts, sorostitute mixer shirts, and nike shox.

Dr. Swole pwned that cardio bunny on the elliptical.

by Billy Bong Thorton September 18, 2005

Card Boogers

That sticky stuff used to stick cards to paper in ads

"Hey, honey - we got an offer for 0% interest on a new credit card!"
"You stay away from me with those card boogers"

by dabizill November 30, 2009

Baseball card Burden

The state of an adult possessing many thousands of once valuable, now worthless baseball cards. The burden carrier is cursed with holding a sliver of false hope that the cards will one day become worth something. So, the burden carrier must keep them in "mint" condition(not in the attic or basement where space is abundant) No, the burden-afflicted takes-up large amounts of climate-controlled prime closet space with this mass of what amounts to thousands of glossy toilet paper squares. The burden also weighs heavy in domestic squabbles. If your wife asks you why those cards are taking-up half of the closet, you can say nothing. There is no defense. They are the quivalent of a Precious Moments Burden for women.

"I really would like to buy that new coat. But if I do, I will have to get rid of my vacuum cleaner to make space in the closet" "Such is life with the baseball card burden"

by Ace Binkley July 16, 2008

cardio bunny

Those people(usually women) that you see in the gym every single day whose entire workout revolves around cardio exercise. You'll pretty much never see them in the free weights section or even on the nautilus machines. Their whole workout can be summed up as either a lengthy period of time on some cardio machine(like an elliptical) or they take some group cardio class. They get all sweaty and really think they're killing it in the gym, but as time goes on, you notice that their bodies look no different because they plateaued ages ago.

That girl hits the gym almost everyday and she's thin and flabby at the same time. Must be a cardio bunny.

by Nightowl358 November 14, 2015

Bridge Card Black Eye

A bridge card black eye is a Michigan reference to when you are dating a girl with food stamps and you piss her off so much she violently whips her Bridge Card (a debit card, credit card, or Blockbuster gift card can be substituted as well) at your face hard enough to give you a black eye.

My buddy Dave told his girlfriend that he cheated on her with her sister AND brother so she gave him a bridge card black eye.

by KTeacherK May 27, 2021

V Card Brothers

When you and a friend lose their virginity on the same night.

Friend 1: "Bro, you lose your v card last night?"

Friend 2: "Fuck yeah man! I'm a big boy now!"

Friend 1: "Bro, I did too!"

Friend 2: "No fucking way! We're V Card Brothers!"

by Charles andrew July 3, 2014

credit card bitch

( very misogynistic): the female version of a paypig in a female dominated relationship

I d rather be a payout and a gentleman at the same time than have a my cougar also be my credit card bitch.

by Uncle Dimma August 31, 2016