Sustenance Cannibal

A person who eats another person not just to terrorize their enemies but instead for it's sustenance

"Have you seen that cannibal Haitian warlord named barbecue?"

"Yeah I have but I think he's more of a Shock Cannibal than a Sustenance Cannibal"

by Tim's Beanie March 14, 2024

Cannibal Logic

If a person or thing is eaten, life continues as if it didn't exist

Person 2: Hey where did your arm go
Person 1: hmmm i have no idea what your talking about
Person 2: your right arm is gone
Person 1: oh yeah hmm dunno where it went
Cannibal: it never existed, thats Cannibal Logic

by Lang Bomb October 20, 2008

Cannibal Walleye

A niche folk-pop band known for their hit album Appeal to the Void, including songs like Remix of Spoken Sound Waves, Red Light in the Woods, and Spouting Numbers. Due to their lead singer being Amish, the band has no online presence, and only performs for live audiences during full moons.

My favorite bands are The Crane Wives and Cannibal Walleye!

by cannibalWalleyeFan June 15, 2024

Cannibal

A cannibal is someone who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter. But no really, cannibals are people who eat people.

"Run! Its a cannibal! He got John! Run!"

by JokesWithFriends July 11, 2023

Cannibal

A more accurately scientific word would be homo sapiens. Scientist spent many years studying Ludwig Feuerbach's phrase "you are what you eat" and concluded that the species homo sapiens refer to cannibals

The cannibal accidentally ate a piece of grass. Making him a hybrid between grass and humans

by Shfsjdbrf March 16, 2022

Cannibal

Derogatory term to describe Christians and all followers and who believe in Jesus Christ and who hold the Bible as their holy book, which includes the following: Catholics, Protestants, Orthodox, Mormons, Evangelicals, etc.

Christians are cannibals because Jesus Christ told them to eat of his flesh and drink of his blood in the Bible.

by Suspectthirteen13 April 30, 2022

Vegan Cannibal

Someone that cuts you open just to motorboat your insides

I hear that vegan cannibals are the new hot thing since its more ethical.

by Goose9461 September 5, 2022