Dirty Calvin

1.This is the tragic moment when a guy realizes the condom he has is too big for his small set up.

2. When a man crys while having sex, like a massive pussy.

3. When a guy cums early, but has sex anyway...

Last night, nick pulled a dirty calvin, it sucked.

by Sharkpuncher July 12, 2010

Calvin Klein

A pregnant man, or a mother with a penis.

Hey dude! Look at the Calvin Klein over there. -Bro, that’s a dude with a beer belly. -No, I swear it’s a pregnant man bro!

by ChrisTheBoss May 21, 2022

Calvin King

Knows all the dirty stuff. Good friend but will knows all the dirty stuff like ALL OF IT. Most likely gonna be a Porn star

Calvin: Calvin king is dirty and has a fever

by Reall dude February 19, 2019

Calvin King

A white dude that knows all the dirty stuff

Calvin king

by Reall dude February 19, 2019

Brown calvin

When you are having anal sex, and it goes wrong, and you get shit on your nob, and inevitably on your boxers.

Was with a woman last night and she gave me a brown Calvin.

by D4ymo84 September 16, 2020

Being a Calvin

To be a leech and always expect others to do the work for you

No I don’t have answers for you. Stops being a Calvin

by Dream_Team September 04, 2020

calvin dekleined

After effect of doing too much lines/bumps of Coke and Ketamine.

Mate I don’t know how I made it home last night, I Calvin deKleined in the bathroom of “insert club”

by 2018basement45 March 20, 2020