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Cali WFH

Lifestyle situation in the Southwest Canadian region.

The act of chilling pretty aggressively, near or around waves, during the week while collecting income. Originating in the United State of California.

Bicycling during the day beachside between/during calls. Often includes brunch outdoors and/or starting the workday by logging in remotely around 12pm ET.

Usually involves: work, weekday vibes, waking up without an alarm, remote +/- sandwiches, coffee, avocado toast, etc.
My cousin, Sergio, gets mad top on the west coast and his work is straight Cali WFH. I’m hella jealous of the culture.
by Shantymcsnifferqueef June 1, 2022
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Cali flipping

Consuming mushrooms and molly (MDMA) at the same time
"Dude I got so messed up last night"

"How?"
"I was cali flipping"
by Spencerkwt January 13, 2017
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Pulling a Cali

Telling some you hate/stalker/girlfriend that you broke your leg and moved to California where every night you will have to submit your phone to the ward because you're a juvenile delinquent.
Do you still talk to anne?
No im pulling a cali
by JohnFreedon March 31, 2011
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Cali-nization

When Californians move out-of-state and try to make their new cities resemble California. This especially applies to Californians who left because California is "passed its Golden days", only to vote for the same policies that ruined California in the first place. (Similar to the concept of Settler Colonialism)

Individual level: Cali-nizer(s)
All those damned Californians keep moving into the area, and now rents keep going up. Not only are coffee shops now selling avocado toast, they started serving oat milk. Gotta love Cali-nization.
by el_guey_mermelade February 4, 2023
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Cali Blunt

Cali Blunt? Yeah, she gets bitches
by Holamaloma July 14, 2022
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Cali Pack

Weed that comes in a colorful packet, usually god tier shit that your friend will claim came from California.
Me: DAMN this gas is fire
Friend: Ofc bro it's a cali pack
by rooklz January 8, 2023
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Cali Parm

The butter-soaked buds that remain after making cannabutter, known to taste like extremely salty Parmesan cheese.
Ever since she decided to try some of that Cali Parm while baking those brownies, she's been too high to function.
by MogsK November 12, 2022
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