Ass Cacking

The uncommon sexual act of when Partner 1 takes a laxative and then proceeds to let Partner 2 perform oral sex on their anus. Whilst this is taking place, Partner 1 will then defecate into Partner 2's mouth. Then Partner 2 will gargle the feces and spit it back into the anus. Finally, Partner 1 will defecate once more and Partner 2 will swallow the feces.

Partner 1 - "Hey baby, do you want to try Ass Cacking tonight?"
Partner 2 - "Um, I'm not sure what that is..."

by TheBWGuy6791 May 29, 2020

Slack and cack

When you are giving that sloppy toppy and you nut in her mouth and leave.

Hey Martha! What did you and Tom do lay night?
You know the usual slack and cack

by Pissysissykitty March 16, 2021

cack dawg

Hilary Wilson

YA CACK DAWG

by cack master469 November 26, 2010

cack dock

A place to dock (park/insert) your cack (penis)

My cack dock is clean and open...slighty.
A place for you to dock your cack.

by fattyfatninja May 4, 2010

Monster Cack

A cock larger than 8 inches with piercings giving it the appearance of an angry catapillar or monster.

Stephen's jacobs ladder and prince albert made his huge penis look like a monster cack.

by Akashaceleste December 21, 2008

Cack and Bullz

A more fun way to say cock and balls. Put the emphasis on the A in cack and the U and Z in bullz. The best thing about this is you can say it under your breath in lieu of cock and balls and people don't usually understand what you really mean.

Example 1: Darren is giving her his CACK AND BULLZ!

Example 2: Tripp "Joe did you study for our math test today?"
Joe "No man, I am going to take the cack and bullz!"

by Gen Snafu December 4, 2010

cack on the cob

When u poo on a stick and sell it on for food.

Excuse me sir. Would you like to buy a Cack on The Cob?

by Mike Goodwin May 30, 2006