by Santobrad May 22, 2008
Get the atlanta urinal constipationmug. I woke up this morning and and 50 new messages. Too bad they were all from last week. My cell phone had some serious text message constipation.
by Horny Johnny March 27, 2011
Get the Text Message Constipationmug. Curly Haired Constipated Fuck is one of the tributes from The Hunger Games. He is played by Ethan Jamieson, and his "nickname" arose from the tumblr blog "badlydrawnhungergames" who fell in love with him and named him Curly Haired Constipated Fuck.
by TRIBUTE June 18, 2012
Get the Curly Haired Constipated Fuckmug. A goblin like creature that lives on mushrooms that has very bad constipation problems, that can oftenly be heard in a forest in Germany late at night and it sounds like kids laughing and while there's a monster screaming.
by brandon moby April 29, 2006
Get the Constipated German Ass Goblinmug. Something that primary school kids say to insult each other, or give a really bad backhanded compliment. Together, the first letters of each word equal “COOL”.
Person 1: hey, you’re cool
Person 2: thanks!
Person 1: you’re a Constipated Overrated Old Lady!
Person 2: *leaves*
Person 2: thanks!
Person 1: you’re a Constipated Overrated Old Lady!
Person 2: *leaves*
by Cwass0nt June 6, 2021
Get the constipated overrated old ladymug. When you eat so much Culvers in a short amount of time, that even god cannot spread your legs to poo. Almost a state of constipation.
by hie090866 October 20, 2014
Get the Culvers induced constipationmug. When your phone is turned off for a long period of time then turns on, it starts to receive its texts, calls, and voice mails.
"Dude, my cell phone had cell phone constipation relief this morning after it died yesterday night."
by cooliopoolio July 6, 2009
Get the Cell Phone Constipation Reliefmug.