confamuse

To cause others confusion and amusement simultaneously.

Sometimes I like to confamuse people with poetry.

by Ferugualatin March 28, 2008

confamourated

A combination of the words confused and amourated. Used when there is an attraction to someone, but there are problems with an actual relationship.

Damn Nicole's hot, but so is her mom... I'm so confamourated.

by Teh Jester June 16, 2008

confarnit

to vent ones frustration!

i found out the title of my college essay. Confarnit!!!

by radaheclipto November 26, 2009

confauxdence

1. Harboring inner doubts about one's capabilities while displaying an outward appearance of legitimate confidence.
2. Prematurely forced self-assurance.

It's impossible to 'fake it till you make it' without starting off with at least a little bit of confauxdence.

by DaHindenburg April 20, 2010

Comfy Thursday

When you dress as comfy as possible on a thursday. This is done to get you through the week and to that oh so wanted FRIDAY!

Dude its going to be a Comfy Thursday!!!

by Granola Jesus February 22, 2011

Coney Island Tapeworm

After filling up the condom, the man withdraws it, lets the air out, ties a knot at the bottom, and then pushes it past the balloon knot of the woman. He tells her what he did but leaves out that the knot is there so she has to go shit it out right away.

"man, I never thought I would get out of there so I had to give her a Coney Island Tapeworm just so I could get to the door."

by F00sieben December 11, 2012

comfy testers

When somebody sits on something or lays on something they would be testing the comfort, so comfy testers are people who go round trying to find what is comfiest.

They would compare answers with one another to hear each others opinions on the level of comfyness.
Things that aren't comfy such as a thorn bush would get about a 1 out of 10 but things such as memory foam mattress would get roughly a 9, 10 if extreme comfort is found.

wow this bench sure is a 7 out of 10 we are good comfy testers

by Tea Neil January 26, 2013