Squat cobbler 

When a fully clothed person films themselves sitting in pie.

John: How'd you get that stain on your pants?

Michael: I was doing a squat cobbler for my girlfriend.

Squat cobbler by Vanbran September 2, 2016

squat cobbler 

When one sits in a pie, and performs various actions made to turn the watcher on.

Dan what the hell are you doing in there?

Sorry just applying cream to myself.

Are you doing a squat cobbler again?

squat cobbler by Saul G. September 2, 2016

squat cobbler 

aka

Hoboken Squat Cobbler
Full Moon Moon Pie
Boston Cream Splat
Simple Simon, the Ass Man
Dutch Apple Ass

When a man sits in pie and wiggles around. Often involves a costume.

A weird fetish Saul Goodman tells the Albuquerque police about in Better Call Saul S2:E2 "Cobbler".

A: Have you seen the tape, where Playuh is dooin the squat cobbler on that banana cream pie?
B: Wasn't that a crybaby squat? I mean, he cried like a baby, didn't he?
A: How would I know?

squat cobbler by pondababa September 2, 2016

squat cobbler 

A type of fetish video, where in the performer remains fully clothed, and proceeds to sit in and consume pies of various flavors. As defined in the TV show Better Call Saul

That guy is a Squat cobbler
I love a good SQ flick
Anyone down to Squat on some Cobbler

squat cobbler by Ryan_Payne September 2, 2016

squat cobbler 

Is the slang term for a fetish in which a person who gains sexual pleasure from from sitting on and wiggling in fresh pie. There are variants with the main fetish as the pivotal feature. It is not considered a form of sploshing.

" Jimmy knew Mark had a particular fetish- like bug squashing aka crush fetish. He had no idea that Mark was a squat cobbler."

squat cobbler by Manny Petty September 2, 2016

Squat cobbler 

When a guy sits in a pie and wiggles around.

Mr. Warmalt is a consenting adult who sometimes engages in squat cobblering.

Squat cobbler by Sdab September 2, 2016

squat cobbler 

When a man sits in pie and wiggles around. Sometimes involves crying and/or a costume.

"My last partner had a squat cobbler fetish, I've had my ass in every pie from apple to zucchini."

squat cobbler by slippinjimmy September 1, 2016