rowing coach

An evil person who enjoys seeing his crew in pain. Directs towers to wake up at 4am and row in the freezing cold and in any condition and feel pain all over (especially on ergos) for the sake of him winning a pennant. Rowing coaches usually sit in tinnies rigged up while watching his crew freeze to death for pleasure.

The rowing coach wants us to come get on the water at 4 tomorrow

by Robert john April 26, 2015

coach dooly

A horrible person that will rip your soul to shreds if you forget to wear your school id, or decide to where your hoodie to school.

Oh yeah man, I didnt wear my id and I got dooled by coach dooly.

by YoungDaggerDickJuuler October 23, 2018

Coach Caliendo

A coach at my school who looks particularly like an alien, and gives referrals for no reason.
She absolutely loves the girls who actually participate in her terrible activities.

I would probably die if we play “hit the pin” a favorite game of hers.

I fucking hate her, if you didn’t know.

Coach Caliendo: alright girls, go play hit the pin. Because I want to be a pain in your ass
Some girls: WOOOO!!
Me: I’ll find a way to torture you piece of shit

by Krazybitchfrog May 27, 2019

Couch Coach

Someone who is at home watching a sport event (such as football etc.) on television at home and thinks that they know how to play the sport better than those that are actually competing. This leads to unnecessary yelling of comments towards the screen, which the athletes can not hear anyway.
A couch coach can be any sort of television sport spectator, but is often someone that lacks any real sporting ability.
Derived from the television environment (couch) and the constant yelling similar to that of a coach. Also just a fun spin on the classic "couch potato".

*PASS THE BALL! COME ON! PASS THE BALL!*

Come on dude, quit being such a couch coach.

by CJ Moose July 11, 2014

coach doob

noun. a person on your bowling team, who is a drain on your team and society. this person is often the worst bowler in the league, and a douche.

mike is terrible tonight. he is definitly our coach doob.

by J Mak May 27, 2011

Coach Watson

A truly loved leader that takes his wide knowledge from Gary and drive to explore the world from paddy, overall a wonderful man the inspires the team to do their very best while he idolises keanos fashion sense....Baggy PantsCoach Watson is destined to become one of the greats basically a God!

Coach Watson - let’s do some high knees lads

Lano - you inspire me everyday can I have you autograph

by Lemon555 June 11, 2018

Coach Miller

a fatass psycho lonely dike who no one likes and takes up so much fucking space its insane

Student 1: did you see coach miller today? she looks bigger than usual!

Student 2: i know right? how is that fat cunt a gym teacher but has never once stepped in an actual gym her entire life, thats crazy.

by sexymami69420 May 14, 2023