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Clog and Pop

When you fill a sexual partners asshole with cement causing a build up of feces. You then jam a rusty screwdriver into the sexual partner's belly button. All of the built up feces will flow out from the puncture wound. The next step is to hold a cup underneath the stream, once the cup is full you will drink it.
"Hey son, I'm gonna Clog and Pop your sister later today, want some?"
by COOLRANCHDOROTOS December 9, 2020
mugGet the Clog and Popmug.
The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect
Right I’m gonna go clog the toilet I’ll see you in like five minutes

You: Ight lad I’m gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll
by Jamalbigwiener January 8, 2024
mugGet the I’m gonna go clog the toiletmug.

Clog and run

When you take such a big dump at a friend’s house the toilet clogs and you immediately leave
Moritz: “last week I pulled a clog and run, they had to call a plumber
by Vrickster December 7, 2018
mugGet the Clog and runmug.

ego clog

An ego clog happens when a lady can only think and talk about herself. All her sentences start with "I"
SHe was a crappy date once the ego clog set in...
by Zele Ceesawl October 26, 2015
mugGet the ego clogmug.

clog your throat

Term used to make another person mad when you don't want to hear them.Generally referring to placing a penis in the throat to where they can't speak.
person 1:I banged your mom last night.

person 2:Clog your throat pole smoker.
by p-low July 21, 2010
mugGet the clog your throatmug.

The Clog

When a male has a piss after sex and pisses in different directions or multiple streams.
Toby needed a piss after the business was done, but when he started pissing he looked up to notice he had two streams of piss both hitting opposite walls. “Fuck it.. the Clog”
by Charter man December 15, 2021
mugGet the The Clogmug.

Clogged Chute

a woman's vagina after it has been filled and stuffed with a cummy dick.
Damn our language arts teacher is about to have a clogged chute!
by Hunter Negger February 5, 2009
mugGet the Clogged Chutemug.

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