When you fill a sexual partners asshole with cement causing a build up of feces. You then jam a rusty screwdriver into the sexual partner's belly button. All of the built up feces will flow out from the puncture wound. The next step is to hold a cup underneath the stream, once the cup is full you will drink it.
by COOLRANCHDOROTOS December 9, 2020

The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect
Right I’m gonna go clog the toilet I’ll see you in like five minutes
You: Ight lad I’m gonna go clog the toilet
Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school
You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll
You: Ight lad I’m gonna go clog the toilet
Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school
You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll
by Jamalbigwiener January 8, 2024

by Vrickster December 7, 2018

An ego clog happens when a lady can only think and talk about herself. All her sentences start with "I"
by Zele Ceesawl October 26, 2015

Term used to make another person mad when you don't want to hear them.Generally referring to placing a penis in the throat to where they can't speak.
by p-low July 21, 2010

Toby needed a piss after the business was done, but when he started pissing he looked up to notice he had two streams of piss both hitting opposite walls. “Fuck it.. the Clog”
by Charter man December 15, 2021

by Hunter Negger February 5, 2009
