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Tree climbing

When an older women intentionally will seek out much younger men for her own selfish sexual pleasure !
Look out she’s tree climbing again tonight only young sexy men need to worry!
by Tree climbing gilf February 28, 2023
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I saw her climb up a wall

No the fuck you didn't you lying ass bitch. A priest too. Even the priests lie! That's what makes it hell (by the way). That's what makes them an affront to God. You're going to sit there and make shit up like Joe Rogan with the litter boxes and lie because you're a narcissist who thinks that no one is going to call you on anything. I know nobody is going to call me on anything because I live in truth but this motherfucker actually thought I was going to sit here and let him say he saw a bitch climb up a wall and I'm just not going to say anything about it.
Priest "I saw her climb up a wall."

Hym "No. You didn't. That isn't a thing that can happen and even if you did it was a hoax. The zealotry abounds! It's wild!"
by Hym Iam March 12, 2023
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Climbing a tree

Sex with a tall girl
Climbing a tree: Vro I’m boutta climb a tree tonight
by Draxs pseudonym June 1, 2024
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The Climb

the Climb is the mythical sisiphian journey that people undertake when going through hardsips. the term was revived after a elden ring YouTuber named skumnut used the term when describing the intense pain and agony that comes from playing difficult games such as elden ring. It was also founded by Jared Leto, the funny dude who somehow made one fire song.
random dude: Dawg what the fuck you literally cant dodge that
Friend: Dawg its about The Climb, you gotta believe in Jareds godly power!
by cocosenpai67 June 14, 2024
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I am climbing up your tower

you can kiss my ass
I am climbing up your tower
And I'm smudging up your glass
HEY
by iminhellplshelpahhh July 3, 2024
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climbing crib critter

Mature baby who bolts from the stroller and jets up the climbing wall at the inflatable play center.
Somebody grab that climbing crib critter before they get to the top of the rock wall!
by TR Arterburn December 4, 2025
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Texas rock climbing

Texas rock climbing consists of a man and woman shitting out their turds up and down a staircase. After the turds are scattered on the stairs, they race up the stairs on all fours, as if they are climbing a rock wall. Whichever one of them loses the race has a get all the shit rubbed on their body (if there is extra it shoved into their rectum) until it crusts.
Bro 1: Have you ever been Texas rock climbing?
Bro 2: Nah what is that.
Me: Oh boy, just look it up and have a grand time
by MrWashingmachine67 December 28, 2025
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