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climb the side of the wall

To obtain an erection. Get hard, or in some instances ejaculate
She made a horny Porty Rican climb the side of the wall on a subway train just by wiggling her snatch against his black cock.
by Piri1 February 18, 2018
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That's so rock climbing

You'll feel it in your gut, desperately escaping your lips. When you see something that's just so rock climbing, you've gotta say it.
*a climber drives to a nearby restaurant to poop instead of going in the woods* "That's so rock climbing"
by amawomps April 13, 2023
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<.7.9.7.6.>!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!!!!<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!!!!<.7.9.7.6.>
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!!!!<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

climb boulders

a way to tell someone you aren't doing something they ask OR telling someone to go fuck off and get away from you, essentially another way of telling someone to go kick rocks.
timmy: yo johnny how bout you stop by kwikmart and get me a sixer of miller lite before you go to danielles?
johnny: uhh how bout you go climb some boulders.

Mom: hey son can you do your laundry and clean the dishes since i let you live here for free
Son: go climb boulders bitch
by danny_boi November 20, 2007
mugGet the climb bouldersmug.

rutowski climb

A flight profile that trades speed for altitude. Used by fighter pilots to engage an adversary.

Term was intentionally turned into a sexual inuendo by an imaginative Sailor on deployment in 2020
What did you end up doing with that chick last night?

I gave her the ol' Rutowski Climb.
by James Ridge August 29, 2020
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Iowan Fiber Climb

You stick a stalk of corn up your ass while your significant other licks the butthole and eats the corn off of your ass while it is spinning
"My wife gave me a mean Iowan Fiber Climb last night"
by General Herpes July 19, 2025
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Climbing Mount Zion

Used when someone is stuck on the long Zion Williamson loading screen in NBA 2k21 Ps5 version.
You: Yo I'm in the park, join on me.
Bum: Hold up climbing Mount Zion.
by DudeMan37 March 4, 2021
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