Clefpek

The piece of hair that inevitably sticks out in photos.

definition found on Happy Meal Box in Early 1990's

Ugg, did you see these photos? I have major clefpek over my ears.

by FrogsAndSticksAndShit July 13, 2010

Cleptopencilia

The unconscious theft of Pencils.

when i walk into ikea i can't help robbing all the pencils 'Cleptopencilia'

by dodado May 28, 2011

cleptolighteria

a compulsion to steal other people's lighters

hey, my lighter's gone. must've been greg, he's got cleptolighteria.

by Natty Westside September 11, 2011

Cleptokeramikipapiomaniac

Aversion to steal ceramic ducks, mainly from relative houses. From greek "clepto" (to steal), "keramiki" (ceramic), "papio" (duck), mania.

Kinda cleptokeramikipapiomaniac you are!

by Lord Suru August 28, 2014

Clesting

Gentle caressing of the ball sack

I'm Clesting right now

by Clestman February 13, 2015

Cleat feet

The sensation of pain in your toes after playing a long game in your cleats/spikes. May result in blisters, callouses, or red patches of skin that also cause pain.

After 5 softball games I had a severe case of cleat feet!!!

by Taylib April 19, 2015

cleptocracy

Government where where important policies, often surreptitiously, aim at increasing the incomes and wealth of a small minority at the expense of a large majority.

The donations of the stinking rich Koch brothers make many see the Trump administration and the congressional majority as a cleptocracy in spite of the professed concern for the middle classes.

by Wryface July 31, 2017